Nony mouse rides again
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Topic: Nony mouse rides again
Posted By: rubberknees50
Subject: Nony mouse rides again
Date Posted: 27-April-2005 at 19:16
They seek them here, they seek them there, those D****ed elusive noymice - with their keys!
Come on everyone, 16 pages the last one in lets than 24 hours, less have some mindless drivel!
------------- IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 27-April-2005 at 19:57
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies "sorry, I have no bread."
The duck pauses, then asks again, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies again, "no, I have no bread."
......."Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
"No I have no bread."
"Do you have any bread?"
The barman, now furious, then replies "If you ask 'do I have any bread' one more time, I will hammer your beak to the bar!"
There's a long pause, then the duck asks "...............Do you have any nails?"
The barman replies "This is a bar! Why would I have any nails?!"
"................Do you have any bread?"
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Posted By: pma1ums
Date Posted: 27-April-2005 at 23:53
Rhys wrote:
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman, "do you have any bread?" The barman replies "sorry, I have no bread." The duck pauses, then asks again, "do you have any bread?" The barman replies again, "no, I have no bread." ......."Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" The barman, now furious, then replies "If you ask 'do I have any bread' one more time, I will hammer your beak to the bar!" There's a long pause, then the duck asks "...............Do you have any nails?" The barman replies "This is a bar! Why would I have any nails?!" "................Do you have any bread?" |
what a start
------------- its a dogs world out there
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 02:14
What a start, I agree...but PLEASE RHYS keep Niggles busy elsewhere...
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 05:22
morning lads, ladies and ladyboys (you know who you are!)
Ally, as soon as you left the previous thread seriously nosedived into the unknown depths of of bad taste! Still 16 pages of drivel is not to be sneezed at.
Rhys after reading that joke words fail me.... have you also stopped your medication??
On with the madness................................. 20 pages by midnight!!!
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: micky_h
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 05:59
owenw wrote:
morning lads, ladies and ladyboys (you know who you are!)
Ally, as soon as you left the previous thread seriously nosedived into the unknown depths of of bad taste! Still 16 pages of drivel is not to be sneezed at.
Rhys after reading that joke words fail me.... have you also stopped your medication??
On with the madness................................. 20 pages by midnight!!! |
Nope 16 pages ain't to be sneezed at,they're to wipe your bum on.
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 06:34
Goldryder wrote:
What a start, I agree...but PLEASE RHYS keep Niggles busy elsewhere... |
yes i quite agree, take him away.
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:00
Right...well Ise here to play for a while..probably til at least 10pm ish this evening...(apart from when I got to get wheeliebin from the back of the house to the roadway out front which I hate doing but it has to be done)
Let the frivolities begin..
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:48
Goldryder wrote:
Right...well Ise here to play for a while..probably til at least 10pm ish this evening...(apart from when I got to get wheeliebin from the back of the house to the roadway out front which I hate doing but it has to be done)
Let the frivolities begin.. |
is that a wheeliebin full of frilly undergarments that Rhys & Ivan are trying to deny all knowlege of?
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:52
owenw wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Right...well Ise here to play for a while..probably til at least 10pm ish this evening...(apart from when I got to get wheeliebin from the back of the house to the roadway out front which I hate doing but it has to be done)
Let the frivolities begin.. |
is that a wheeliebin full of frilly undergarments that Rhys & Ivan are trying to deny all knowlege of?
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yes owen, i think so,
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:59
Just put wheeliebin outside..and its at bursting point too...
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:36
Goldryder wrote:
Just put wheeliebin outside..and its at bursting point too...
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You're very brave (or should that be brazen?!). I'd have waited for cover of night before putting those er... garments on public display What will the neighbours say?!
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:52
Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:53
Pampurred
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day!
Pass it to a few "good men" too!!
A friend sent this to me, views please.
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:55
Thats excellent, Wendy
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 09:11
Chuffing lid has flown off the wheeliebin now...exposing all the contents...oh well, its raining and I ain't going out there to sort it.
New airport opened today at Doncaster, only one outside London that can safely handle the new Airbus that flew for first time yesterday. Two miles of runway...just think what mischief you could get up to on that in a car or on a bike...
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 09:27
A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind." Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?" She retorts, "I'd like a divorce." He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 09:34
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 13:25
Oh well..the day is almost over again...tea has been munched (except for Marky cos he just has to be different)..wonder how long it will take before the rest of the Nutters Revenge Squad come online....
tum ti tum ti tum
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Posted By: therealmccoy
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 13:57
whiterider wrote:
Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day! |
This is where it falls flat on its face...
Evening all!
James
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 13:59
Welcome to the Nutters Revenge threads, James..glad to have you aboard
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:04
evening all, lets see if we can make it past 20 pages eh
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:04
they do seem a bit quiet tonight... i'm catching up on work (sorry to mention That 'W' Word again) that should've been done 2 days ago.
but I'll keep an eye on proceedings, in the hope they get out of hand.
btw this one is specially for you Ally
A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin' He sang every morning, "How lucky I am, Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus: I saw a mouse! Where? There on the stair! Where on the stair? Right there! A little mouse with clogs on Well I declare! Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair Oh yeah
This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin' She sang every morning, "How lucky I am, Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
First they had triplets and then they had quins A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in They sang every morning, "How lucky we are Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"
Chorus
The daughters got married and so did the sons The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin' They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: therealmccoy
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:05
I thank you
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:08
Evening Chris
Evening Owen I bet you been humming that song all day, haven't you?
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:16
Evenin' Ally, James and Chris
Ally, I just wanted everyone to share my pain, I'm generous like that
Notice how everyone side-stepped that dangerous list of Wendy's (Except James!)
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:18
i'm sure we can find a list to challenge wendy's....got a good list on the front of a tee shirt. i'll go get it
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:18
I actually think the list from Wendy is very true...but then I am the female of the species too, so obviously I would go along with everything..
mmmmm..just finished my mug of camomile, honey and vanilla tea...ise all relapsed now
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:19
billgates e30 wrote:
i'm sure we can find a list to challenge wendy's....got a good list on the front of a tee shirt. i'll go get it |
I bet that entails hunting through the stack of dirty laundry in the corner of your bedroom...
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:20
go have a good root aboot, pet; there's owt them girls can do we can't do bettah, like.
(practising the Geordie lingo)
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:21
how did you know
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:21
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:22
owenw wrote:
go have a good root aboot, pet; there's owt them girls can do we can't do bettah, like. (practising the Geordie lingo) |
You are getting rather good at Geordie, Owen...well done
And as for anything we can do, you can do better...I somehow doubt it
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:22
billgates e30 wrote:
how did you know |
Cos you are a single bloke..thats how
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:23
Goldryder wrote:
I actually think the list from Wendy is very true...but then I am the female of the species too, so obviously I would go along with everything..
mmmmm..just finished my mug of camomile, honey and vanilla tea...ise all relapsed now |
I was going to comment on the 13th point on that list but thought better of it *cough* gold-diggers *cough*
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:23
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:24
well owen...pet is only used as a term for women, not blokes.....but other than that, that was pretty good.
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:26
Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:27
mans essential guide to women...(according to my tee shirt)
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need = i want
i'm not upset = of couse i'm upset you bstard!
this kitchen is so inconvinent = i want a new house
does my ar$e look big in this = lie to me
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:27
billgates e30 wrote:
well owen...pet is only used as a term for women, not blokes.....but other than that, that was pretty good. |
You might be 'Christine' for all we know, pet
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:28
billgates e30 wrote:
well owen...pet is only used as a term for women, not blokes.....but other than that, that was pretty good. |
thx.
was wondering about that. what do you call blokes then?
ppl will surely talk if i start calling you pet, Chris!!
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:30
billgates e30 wrote:
mans essential guide to women...(according to my tee shirt)
yes = no
no = yes
maybe = no
i'm sorry = you'll be sorry
we need = i want
i'm not upset = of couse i'm upset you bstard!
this kitchen is so inconvinent = i want a new house
does my ar$e look big in this = lie to me |
I imagine that it was really hard to read through all those stains down it, Chris...
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:30
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:32
Nah...Ise not like that...I usually end up paying for everything...least I did when married....but that was 20 years ago
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:33
owenw wrote:
billgates e30 wrote:
well owen...pet is only used as a term for women, not blokes.....but other than that, that was pretty good. |
thx.
was wondering about that. what do you call blokes then?
ppl will surely talk if i start calling you pet, Chris!!
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mate
bud
chris
bill gates
anyhting but pet, pet
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:34
it was clean actually ally
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:36
billgates e30 wrote:
owenw wrote:
billgates e30 wrote:
well owen...pet is only used as a term for women, not blokes.....but other than that, that was pretty good. |
thx.
was wondering about that. what do you call blokes then?
ppl will surely talk if i start calling you pet, Chris!!
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mate
bud
chris
bill gates
anyhting but pet, pet |
Okey dokey....Christine it is then
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:37
billgates e30 wrote:
it was clean actually ally |
Are you domesticated then?
Thats rare these days you know
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:40
well i can make a good stir fry, a couple of chinese dishes, and can cook most pasta-ery things and tend to make my own sauces. can't really iron, never really needed the washer and have a dishwasher to most of the washing up.
i can survive to say the least. not totally domesticated but more than capable
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:41
billgates e30 wrote:
well i can make a good stir fry, a couple of chinese dishes, and can cook most pasta-ery things and tend to make my own sauces. can't really iron, never really needed the washer and have a dishwasher to most of the washing up.
i can survive to say the least. not totally domesticated but more than capable |
All that and single too...good heavens above....only one question springs to mind...how come you not been snapped up then?
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:44
only thing i am missing is my own house
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:45
billgates e30 wrote:
only thing i am missing is my own house |
Well Ise probably older than you by a long way and renting, so material things aren't always that important
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:50
mmmmm..someone is scanning my pooter and the firewall has picked it up, wonder who it might be IP is 80.4.167.116 very odd...
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:53
There's alot to be said for the single life IMO.
i really have to work on my culinary skills. chucking a jar of uncle bens sweet n sour on some fried chicken hardly counts..
are house prices as bad over there as they are here?
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:53
Goldryder wrote:
mmmmm..someone is scanning my pooter and the firewall has picked it up, wonder who it might be IP is 80.4.167.116 very odd... |
Is that a moderagryratory ip, careful you may get hadcuffed to keyboard!
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:53
found a nony mouse huh?
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:54
proboably, being 18 doesn't support house buying thats for sure
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:57
owenw wrote:
There's alot to be said for the single life IMO.
i really have to work on my culinary skills. chucking a jar of uncle bens sweet n sour on some fried chicken hardly counts..
are house prices as bad over there as they are here? |
I can cook if I want to but living alone seems pointless to go through all that trouble
House prices alter according to area..example my old beach hut I rented was £325 a month for a 20 x 11 foot shed, I now pay £320 a month for a two bed flat with garden and the beach hut would fit in the pantry.
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:58
whiterider wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
mmmmm..someone is scanning my pooter and the firewall has picked it up, wonder who it might be IP is 80.4.167.116 very odd... |
Is that a moderagryratory ip, careful you may get hadcuffed to keyboard! |
Whoever it is, is still scanning and has been for about 30 mins now.
Its annoying me...
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 14:59
billgates e30 wrote:
proboably, being 18 doesn't support house buying thats for sure |
I bought a two up, two down at 17 but then I was earning alot and the house prices were significantly less than they are now.
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:00
owenw wrote:
found a nony mouse huh? |
I would like to know how to trace it
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:03
i'd like to know how you scan for 'em. (unless it's too techy and boring to learn )
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:03
well i won't be on here this weekend unfortunatly
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:05
I have Sygate firewall installed and you can read the security logs whenever you want to, it alerted me to a problem and it told me the IP address of who/what was scanning my pooter. Just doesn't say where the IP is from or which ISP.
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:05
going any where nice chris??
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:06
billgates e30 wrote:
well i won't be on here this weekend unfortunatly |
Who gave you permission to abscond Chris??????
Where are you absconding to?????
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:08
sunny sunny YORK
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:12
billgates e30 wrote:
sunny sunny YORK |
okey dokey
Shopping trip eh?
Well you will surely have a ball on a bank holiday weekend
Ise staying indoors, out of harms way me finx
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:13
whiterider wrote:
going any where nice chris?? |
Evening Wendy
Soz for delay in greeting you there but your avatar threw me a bit..(it used to be used by Ivanahorsecalledrory)
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:14
not shopping trip, beer and barbeque
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:15
billgates e30 wrote:
not shopping trip, beer and barbeque |
Ahhh...beef and booze....sounds good, hope the weather holds up for you
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:16
Only nine posts before my name came up.
Still, my hopes weren't high....
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:18
Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:20
will ivan, someone locked the other one, so we only started this late last night just after someone shut the other !!!!!!!
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:21
whiterider wrote:
evening ally, hows you tonight? |
Not too bad now thanx Wendy, just annoyed by whatever/whoever is scanning my pooter for almost an hour and upsetting the firewall
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:23
oh right, not to worry the firewall wont let it get through
I'm watching you.
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:24
I know nothing will happen, its just annoying me now....have a feeling I know who it might be so have sent a PM to killian with its IP address to see if he can trace it at all.
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:26
if anyone one can he will find out who it is
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:28
wish i had a hackers tool box.....have lots of little spy tools and that
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:28
I hope he can and if its who I think it might be, then they are going to be in very very deep doo-doo's
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:29
billgates e30 wrote:
wish i had a hackers tool box.....have lots of little spy tools and that |
mmm..not a good idea Chris..you can end up in jail if you hack into some pooter networks..not a good idea
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:31
not that sort of thing, just to be able to trace people and that sort of stuff, i'm not talking about robbing banks and stuff
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:33
billgates e30 wrote:
not that sort of thing, just to be able to trace people and that sort of stuff, i'm not talking about robbing banks and stuff |
mmm true, would be nice to know who is trying to access your poot and not letting up for over a chuffing hour....gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:34
yeah, must have a word and try and get some stuff......a little intruder message that i can send back at them too to tell them where to shove it would be nice too.
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:36
course, if you get really good at hacking into banks, the CIA etc. they'll ask you to come work for them. probably best not to steal stuff, just leave witty comments to let them know you paid them a visit.
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:40
Well I found on my Sygate that I can backtrace, so I took a little looksie but didn't understand any of it lol so will wait til Killian comes online and see if he can trace it for me...
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:41
i'm not that good unfortunatly....otherwise i would stop the moddygyrators locking our threads
------------- Bill Gates aka Chris
http://www.bmwclubne.co.uk - BMW Club NE
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Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:42
owenw wrote:
Chorus: I saw a mouse! Where? |
Sliding down my Cornsnakes throat
------------- IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:44
mmm would be nice to be able to do that...personally I think its about time there was a female moddygyrator..not me though cos I have no car, am not a fully paid up member and well...I doubt they would want me anyway
Nobody wants me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Thin ones, fat ones
Long ones, short ones
Worms that squiggle and squirm...
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:45
Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:49
rubberknees50 wrote:
owenw wrote:
Chorus: I saw a mouse! Where? |
Sliding down my Cornsnakes throat
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Enduring image
evenin' me old china
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:51
Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:52
oooh no ta....too much backstabbing...
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: whiterider
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:52
Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:55
Goldryder wrote:
Nobody wants me Everybody hates me Think I'll go and eat worms Thin ones, fat ones Long ones, short ones Worms that squiggle and squirm... |
Is that the Modygryator anthem? I agree there should be female Moddys, why would not being mobile count against you? Only have to walk to keyboard on here!
------------- IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:57
rubberknees50 wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Nobody wants me Everybody hates me Think I'll go and eat worms Thin ones, fat ones Long ones, short ones Worms that squiggle and squirm... |
Is that the Modygryator anthem? I agree there should be female Moddys, why would not being mobile count against you? Only have to walk to keyboard on here! |
Ise not a full member, Ian
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:58
You would make a good one Wendy
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Posted By: rubberknees50
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 15:59
owenw wrote:
You could go for Tony's job instead and moddygyrate the entire country. |
So thats where our Niggles has been!
Evening all, sorry to just burst in but was catching up on pages 2-4!
------------- IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Posted By: owenw
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 16:01
and then you would hold the keys to the nony thread!
Go on join the darkside! Just think of all the power you could wield over us mortals!
------------- OwenW - E36 318is
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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 28-April-2005 at 16:02
Important question....
Why are Muller Corner yoghurts so scrummy?
Just had my 5th in a row...
------------- October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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