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rubberknees50
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Topic: Nony mouse rides again Posted: 27-April-2005 at 19:16 |
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They seek them here, they seek them there, those D****ed elusive noymice - with their keys! Come on everyone, 16 pages the last one in lets than 24 hours, less have some mindless drivel! Edited by rubberknees50 |
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Rhys
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Posted: 27-April-2005 at 19:57 | |
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman, "do you have any bread?"
The barman replies "sorry, I have no bread." The duck pauses, then asks again, "do you have any bread?" The barman replies again, "no, I have no bread." ......."Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" "No I have no bread." "Do you have any bread?" The barman, now furious, then replies "If you ask 'do I have any bread' one more time, I will hammer your beak to the bar!" There's a long pause, then the duck asks "...............Do you have any nails?" The barman replies "This is a bar! Why would I have any nails?!" "................Do you have any bread?" |
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pma1ums
Really Senior Member II Joined: 12-October-2004 Location: central uk Status: Offline Points: 1148 |
Posted: 27-April-2005 at 23:53 | |
what a start |
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its a dogs world out there
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 02:14 | |
What a start, I agree...but PLEASE RHYS keep Niggles busy elsewhere...
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owenw
Really Senior Member II Joined: 11-December-2004 Location: Craggy Island Status: Offline Points: 556 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 05:22 | |
morning lads, ladies and ladyboys (you know who you are!) Ally, as soon as you left the previous thread seriously nosedived into the unknown depths of of bad taste! Still 16 pages of drivel is not to be sneezed at. Rhys after reading that joke words fail me.... have you also stopped your medication?? On with the madness................................. 20 pages by midnight!!! |
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micky_h
Really Senior Member II Joined: 17-February-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 798 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 05:59 | |
Nope 16 pages ain't to be sneezed at,they're to wipe your bum on. |
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whiterider
Really Senior Member I Joined: 03-December-2004 Location: Sunny Telford Status: Offline Points: 287 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 06:34 | |
yes i quite agree, take him away. |
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:00 | |
Right...well Ise here to play for a while..probably til at least 10pm ish this evening...(apart from when I got to get wheeliebin from the back of the house to the roadway out front which I hate doing but it has to be done)
Let the frivolities begin.. |
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owenw
Really Senior Member II Joined: 11-December-2004 Location: Craggy Island Status: Offline Points: 556 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:48 | |
is that a wheeliebin full of frilly undergarments that Rhys & Ivan are trying to deny all knowlege of? |
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whiterider
Really Senior Member I Joined: 03-December-2004 Location: Sunny Telford Status: Offline Points: 287 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:52 | |
yes owen, i think so, |
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 07:59 | |
Just put wheeliebin outside..and its at bursting point too...
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owenw
Really Senior Member II Joined: 11-December-2004 Location: Craggy Island Status: Offline Points: 556 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:36 | |
You're very brave (or should that be brazen?!). I'd have waited for cover of night before putting those er... garments on public display What will the neighbours say?!
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:52 | |
Well everyone knows whose bin it is..its got the house number on it in 12" high numbers.. |
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whiterider
Really Senior Member I Joined: 03-December-2004 Location: Sunny Telford Status: Offline Points: 287 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:53 | |
Pampurred
Pass it to a few "good men" too!! A friend sent this to me, views please. |
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 08:55 | |
Thats excellent, Wendy
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 09:11 | |
Chuffing lid has flown off the wheeliebin now...exposing all the contents...oh well, its raining and I ain't going out there to sort it.
New airport opened today at Doncaster, only one outside London that can safely handle the new Airbus that flew for first time yesterday. Two miles of runway...just think what mischief you could get up to on that in a car or on a bike... Edited by Goldryder |
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owenw
Really Senior Member II Joined: 11-December-2004 Location: Craggy Island Status: Offline Points: 556 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 09:27 | |
A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. Edited by owenw |
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OwenW - E36 318is
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 09:34 | |
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor Illegitimi Non Carborundum Joined: 02-April-2004 Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire Status: Offline Points: 5301 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 13:25 | |
Oh well..the day is almost over again...tea has been munched (except for Marky cos he just has to be different)..wonder how long it will take before the rest of the Nutters Revenge Squad come online....
tum ti tum ti tum |
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therealmccoy
Really Senior Member II Joined: 27-April-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 552 |
Posted: 28-April-2005 at 13:57 | |
This is where it falls flat on its face... Evening all! James |
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