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    Posted: 29-April-2004 at 11:20

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Points: 6484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-April-2004 at 13:12

Excellent. The wedding dress and the Aussie Visa Application had me rolling on the floor in uncontrolable laughter.

Not sure about the Big Ron one though. A bit risky possibly.
Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-April-2004 at 13:14
Big Ron wasn't meant to be risky but is gone now anyway.
Absolutely no offence was intended except against the man himself!
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-April-2004 at 14:45

Subject: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.

The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice..."well honey... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight.
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