more humour
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Printed Date: 20-May-2024 at 11:43
Topic: more humour
Posted By: kbannon
Subject: more humour
Date Posted: 29-April-2004 at 11:20
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343 - wedding dress ebay auction Gerard Houllier's New signings http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/archive.php?d=1052515392 - Boring Weblog ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 29-April-2004 at 13:12
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Excellent. The wedding dress and the Aussie Visa Application had me rolling on the floor in uncontrolable laughter. Not sure about the Big Ron one though. A bit risky possibly. ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 29-April-2004 at 13:14
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Big Ron wasn't meant to be risky but is gone now anyway. Absolutely no offence was intended except against the man himself! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 29-April-2004 at 14:45
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Subject: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
