Humour: a wry look at British cars...

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Ciao,
Spokey

more humour...

Blind Bobby...

Bobby was in a car crash when he was 4 years old. As a result of his injury he was blind. All of the doctors tests and operations could not restore Bobbys' sight.

One evening when he was heading up to bed his mother said to him. "Bobby do you know what night this is?"
"No mommy what night is it?" Said Bobby as he felt along the wall to his bed room.
"This is wish night, and if a child wishes real hard on this night it will come true"
"Really???!!!!" said Bobby. "Could I see again???!!!!"
"Yes." Said his mother as she tucked him into the bed. "But only if you wish very hard.

Little Bobby sat in his bed wishing. He wished as hard as he could. He held his breath so he could put the energy for breathing in to wishing. His little body rocked back and forth his finger nails cut into the palms of his hands as he gripped them into fists. Just before 4 am the little boy fell asleep exhausted.

When his mother woke him up the next day Bobby said.
"Mommy... Mommy... I still can't see!"
"I know", said his mother, "April fool."

Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

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kbannon

April fool.[/QUOTE wrote:

Ooh, you're going to the Bad Place for sure biggrinbounce2</td

Ooh, you're going to the Bad Place for sure biggrinbounce2

ps have forwarded to all I know! biglaugh

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Killian,

I hope you like Brimstone and fire, because there's a lot of it where your heading!

Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.

and on that note:-

from Fr. Ted:-

Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.

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Jack: THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!

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Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven.......
Ted: Hallowed.
Dougal: Oh yeah. Hallowed Be....
Ted: Thy Name...
Dougal: Papa Don't Preach........
Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise the lord with sleep.
Dougal: Really Ted? You can praise him in lots of ways, like that time you
said that I could praise him just by leaving the room.
Ted: Yes, that was a good one !

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Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted?

Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual