Humour: a wry look at British cars...
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Topic: Humour: a wry look at British cars...
Posted By: spokey
Subject: Humour: a wry look at British cars...
Date Posted: 14-April-2004 at 22:50
http://www.brit.ca/~tboicey/comics.html
 ------------- Ciao, Spokey 
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 14-April-2004 at 22:55
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clickety click ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 19-April-2004 at 16:10
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more humour... Blind Bobby... Bobby was in a car crash when he was 4 years old. As a result of his injury he was blind. All of the doctors tests and operations could not restore Bobbys' sight. One evening when he was heading up to bed his mother said to him. "Bobby do you know what night this is?" Little Bobby sat in his bed wishing. He wished as hard as he could. He held his breath so he could put the energy for breathing in to wishing. His little body rocked back and forth his finger nails cut into the palms of his hands as he gripped them into fists. Just before 4 am the little boy fell asleep exhausted. When his mother woke him up the next day Bobby said. ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 19-April-2004 at 17:55
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Oh, that is so cruel.... -------------   
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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 19-April-2004 at 18:48
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Ooh, you're going to the Bad Place for sure ps have forwarded to all I know! ------------- The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. |
kbannon
Posted By: spokey
Date Posted: 19-April-2004 at 19:23
That's just plain sick and disgusting. It's on its way to everyone I know. ------------- Ciao, Spokey
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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 20-April-2004 at 08:54
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Killian, I hope you like Brimstone and fire, because there's a lot of it where your heading! ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 20-April-2004 at 10:01
Ah, who believes all that stuff they teach in the seminary? I mean, heaven and hell and everlastin' life... -------------
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 20-April-2004 at 10:30
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and on that note:- from Fr. Ted:- Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all. --------- Jack: THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER! --------- Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven....... --------- Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted? ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 20-April-2004 at 11:02
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Fascists dress in black and order people about, whereas priests.... MORE DRINK!!! -------------
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