Whats wrong

Sorry to hijack this thread again, but I want to go back to the acronyms.

I just found an old “t” shirt the wife had made for me this morning and her acronym is “BMW”.

To her it means “BITE MA WANG”, this is what she says to me when we’re driving around and I see a nice BMW and as I start to talk that’s what she says!!!!!!!!

Roughly translated to layman terms, bite ma wang means,

“Please desist in talking to me regarding this subject, I am a woman and care nothing for your inane endless drivel which you find so interesting, I like shopping, clothes and shoes and do not care about Mitchelin pilot sports, Hamann shinny bits or carbon fibre, if you persist with this line of conversation I will be forced to impale your skull with a bread knife”   

kbannon wrote: Its all part of protecting ourselves. Soon we plan on bringing in a system whereby you call a number and get a security code off us before you can register.

Ah, yes, but, how do you know its me that's calling you?

Before I can get my security number, surely you have to ask me loads, and loads, of questions? such as: -

place of birth

mothers maiden name

date of birth,

inside leg measurement

favourite colour

name of my dog/cat/goldfish/rabbit (delete as appropriate)

and..........

how do I know it's you I'm calling?

kbannon wrote: The forum automatically logs you out of any machine if you log in elsewhere. It is part of the in-built security.

It was this one....I dont have another.

kbannon wrote: The forum automatically logs you out of any machine if you log in elsewhere. It is part of the in-built security.

Security?

Pah!  Don't want any of that new fangled rubbish

(you'll be telling us to load AV and AS next!)

bm24v wrote: I dont know what happened but it seem's to ok now.

Obviously

nero wrote: I've found that if I log onto a second machine, it automatically logs me off on the first machine. Another thing to try is to delete the site cookie Go to Home Page Scroll to bottom of page Look for "Delete cookies set by this forum" Click on the link to delete cookie Log back in - hopefully problem solved?

I always blame the Firmware!

(eg PEBCAK)

bm24v. Are you using more than one PC?

I log on at various PCs; home, work other locations.

Sometimes I'm logged out the site at some locations, for no apparent reason, but never logged off, at any time, by others. 

Up until recently I wasn't able to log on at all at work but that seems to have resolved itself with the new, bigger, better than ever site (thanks again Mods). 

Check your own internet settings on the PCs you use.

Jack

OK!!!!!

AIN'T UNDERSTOOD A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL????????????????

PEBCAK??????????????????

And in "old" guy language they mean what?????