I cant post anything....

bm24v wrote: I cant post anything....

interesting?

any other suggestions

OK!!!!!

AIN'T UNDERSTOOD A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL????????????????

PEBCAK??????????????????

And in "old" guy language they mean what?????

Black Betty wrote: OK!!!!! AIN'T UNDERSTOOD A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL???????????????? PEBCAK?????????????????? And in "old" guy language they mean what?????

Join the club they one's have got me too!! And that one in Pete's sig!!? RAOFLMFAO???? Not a clue!!

bm24v. Are you using more than one PC?

I log on at various PCs; home, work other locations.

Sometimes I'm logged out the site at some locations, for no apparent reason, but never logged off, at any time, by others. 

Up until recently I wasn't able to log on at all at work but that seems to have resolved itself with the new, bigger, better than ever site (thanks again Mods). 

Check your own internet settings on the PCs you use.

Jack

I've found that if I log onto a second machine, it automatically logs me off on the first machine.

Another thing to try is to delete the site cookie

• Go to http://www.bmw-board.co.uk/default.asp - Home Page
• Scroll to bottom of page
• Look for "Delete cookies set by this forum"
• Click on the link to delete cookie
• Log back in - hopefully problem solved?

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nero wrote: I've found that if I log onto a second machine, it automatically logs me off on the first machine. Another thing to try is to delete the site cookie Go to http://www.bmw-board.co.uk/default.asp - Home Page Scroll to bottom of page Look for "Delete cookies set by this forum" Click on the link to delete cookie Log back in - hopefully problem solved?

I always blame the Firmware!

(eg PEBCAK)

bm24v wrote: I dont know what happened but it seem's to ok now.

Obviously

kbannon wrote: The forum automatically logs you out of any machine if you log in elsewhere. It is part of the in-built security.

Security?

Pah!  Don't want any of that new fangled rubbish

(you'll be telling us to load AV and AS next!)

kbannon wrote: The forum automatically logs you out of any machine if you log in elsewhere. It is part of the in-built security.

It was this one....I dont have another.

kbannon wrote: Its all part of protecting ourselves. Soon we plan on bringing in a system whereby you call a number and get a security code off us before you can register.

Ah, yes, but, how do you know its me that's calling you?

Before I can get my security number, surely you have to ask me loads, and loads, of questions? such as: -

place of birth

mothers maiden name

date of birth,

inside leg measurement

favourite colour

name of my dog/cat/goldfish/rabbit (delete as appropriate)

and..........

how do I know it's you I'm calling?

Sorry to hijack this thread again, but I want to go back to the acronyms.

I just found an old “t” shirt the wife had made for me this morning and her acronym is “BMW”.

To her it means “BITE MA WANG”, this is what she says to me when we’re driving around and I see a nice BMW and as I start to talk that’s what she says!!!!!!!!

Roughly translated to layman terms, bite ma wang means,

“Please desist in talking to me regarding this subject, I am a woman and care nothing for your inane endless drivel which you find so interesting, I like shopping, clothes and shoes and do not care about Mitchelin pilot sports, Hamann shinny bits or carbon fibre, if you persist with this line of conversation I will be forced to impale your skull with a bread knife”   

Good innit!!!!!!!

see the guff my head comes up with when i've got a hangover!!!!!

kbannon wrote: I will know! Its one of the advantages of being God!

Ah, but, there you go, you're wrong.

You only Think you're God, whereas SWMBO Know's she's God.

Remember "When God created man she was only joking"

(or, put another way - before you create the perfect object, you always first make a prototype)  

kbannon wrote: I will know! Its one of the advantages of being God!

Quick joke - oldie but goodie

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and  He doesn t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still  standing on the curb.    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"    "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me  drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."    "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!    And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing  he'd never gone to work that morning.    "There might be something extra in it for you, "says the Pope.    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in  behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting  the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but  the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop  approaches,but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on  the radio.    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped  a limo going a hundred and five.    "So bust him," says the Chief.    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.    The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"    "No, I mean really important," said the cop.    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"    Cop: "Bigger."    Chief: "Governor?"    Cop: "Bigger."    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"    Cop: "I think it's God!"    Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"    Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"

RossiS wrote: lol  the old ones are the best nero..

you talking about the joke, or ....

thepits wrote: you talking about the joke, or ....

Deffo spending waaayy too much time with the horse!

Aidan316i wrote:  You must also send in a set of fingerprints and a DNA Sample,

No problem - what's the e-mail address?

mailto:takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk - takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk ?

Aidan316i wrote: though driving a BMW is optional!

shurely shum mishtake?

thepits wrote: how do I know it's you I'm calling?

thepits - how do I know it is you that posted the above

It's getting like those old Spy Films, where when the spys met they had a special phrase

nero wrote: thepits wrote: how do I know it's you I'm calling? thepits - how do I know it is you that posted the above

It could be .....................

................ Jeff!

thepits wrote: You don't! It could be .....................   ................ Jeff!

zippy, bungle or George, who knows

RossiS wrote: thepits wrote: You don't! It could be .................................... Jeff! zippy, bungle or George, who knows

Oh no, I'm definitely Jeff. see?

thepits wrote: Oh no, I'm definitely Jeff. see?

Congratulations, but why are you here?

RossiS wrote: thepits wrote: Oh no, I'm definitely Jeff. see? Congratulations, but why are you here?

I'm spying on you, to make sure there is no monkey business going on  and then I can try and close this forum down as well

I suspect all is not what it seems, (Kbannon uses the same sig as Jeff)

Seems a little odd dunnit?

thepits wrote: Aidan316i wrote:  You must also send in a set of fingerprints and a DNA Sample, No problem - what's the e-mail address? mailto:takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk - takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk ?

No thats where you send your urine samples!

Aidan316i wrote: thepits wrote: Aidan316i wrote:  You must also send in a set of fingerprints and a DNA Sample, No problem - what's the e-mail address? mailto:takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk - takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk ? No thats where you send your urine samples!

which I thought was the easiest way of providing DNA (well it's no use to me - is it?)  

Hmm? KB? Can we start a new forum...?