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Webdunk
Moderator Group M3 GT Register Joined: 16-October-2002 Location: Central Scotland Status: Offline Points: 5245 |
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Well that brightened up my morning |
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Black Betty
Really Senior Member II You’ve took that too far man!!! Joined: 11-July-2005 Location: Dubai Status: Offline Points: 543 |
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Sorry to hijack this thread again, but I want to go back to the acronyms. I just found an old “t” shirt the wife had made for me this morning and her acronym is “BMW”. To her it means “BITE MA WANG”, this is what she says to me when we’re driving around and I see a nice BMW and as I start to talk that’s what she says!!!!!!!! Roughly translated to layman terms, bite ma wang means,
“Please desist in talking to me regarding this subject, I am a woman and care nothing for your inane endless drivel which you find so interesting, I like shopping, clothes and shoes and do not care about Mitchelin pilot sports, Hamann shinny bits or carbon fibre, if you persist with this line of conversation I will be forced to impale your skull with a bread knife” |
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2009 45th anniversary Mustang GT / Black / 8 spark plugs / rubber tyres / twin exhaust / STOCK / pine magic tree :)
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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I will know! Its one of the advantages of being God!
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thepits
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Ah, yes, but, how do you know its me that's calling you? Before I can get my security number, surely you have to ask me loads, and loads, of questions? such as: - place of birth mothers maiden name date of birth, inside leg measurement favourite colour name of my dog/cat/goldfish/rabbit (delete as appropriate) and..........
how do I know it's you I'm calling?
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care. |
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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If you login with one browser (e.g. Firefox) and then log in with another (e.g. Internet Explorer), you will be logged out of the first (even though they both are on the same machine.
Also, when logging in, you may not have ticked the 'remember me'box. |
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bm24v
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It was this one....I dont have another. |
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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Its all part of protecting ourselves. Soon we plan on bringing in a system whereby you call a number and get a security code off us before you can register.
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thepits
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Security? Pah! Don't want any of that new fangled rubbish
(you'll be telling us to load AV and AS next!) |
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Cats know your every thought.
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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The forum automatically logs you out of any machine if you log in elsewhere. It is part of the in-built security.
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thepits
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Obviously |
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Cats know your every thought.
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bm24v
Really Senior Member II Joined: 03-August-2004 Location: Glasgow Status: Offline Points: 565 |
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I dont know what happened but it seem's to ok now.
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thepits
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I always blame the Firmware!
(eg PEBCAK) |
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Cats know your every thought.
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nero
Moderator Group Just call me Tripod Joined: 15-October-2002 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 3131 |
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I've found that if I log onto a second machine, it automatically logs me off on the first machine. Another thing to try is to delete the site cookie
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Jack735
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bm24v. Are you using more than one PC? I log on at various PCs; home, work other locations. Sometimes I'm logged out the site at some locations, for no apparent reason, but never logged off, at any time, by others. Up until recently I wasn't able to log on at all at work but that seems to have resolved itself with the new, bigger, better than ever site (thanks again Mods). Check your own internet settings on the PCs you use. Jack |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Webdunk
Moderator Group M3 GT Register Joined: 16-October-2002 Location: Central Scotland Status: Offline Points: 5245 |
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Rolling Around On Floor Laughing My Fat Ass Off |
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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ROFL = Roll on the floor laughing
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
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vpricey
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Join the club they one's have got me too!! And that one in Pete's sig!!? RAOFLMFAO???? Not a clue!! |
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Paul - '87 E30 325i Sport - '99 E39 M5 - '05 E53 X5
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Black Betty
Really Senior Member II You’ve took that too far man!!! Joined: 11-July-2005 Location: Dubai Status: Offline Points: 543 |
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OK!!!!! AIN'T UNDERSTOOD A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL???????????????? PEBCAK?????????????????? And in "old" guy language they mean what????? |
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2009 45th anniversary Mustang GT / Black / 8 spark plugs / rubber tyres / twin exhaust / STOCK / pine magic tree :)
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
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LOL
Aren't geek acronyms great! |
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Webdunk
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PEBCAK
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