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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2006 at 12:10

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....What do you do with an 80 + year old who is determined to go?

I am damned if I know what to do.

If you're really unlucky, she may have left you her entire estate in her Will. A real nightmare.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2006 at 16:11
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not having had cats before, what keeps them amused...


other than food



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2006 at 16:37

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

not having had cats before, what keeps them amused... other than food 

errr..... they love children?

 

 

but they couldn't eat a whole one.

 

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2006 at 18:06

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...not having had cats before, what keeps them amused... ....

No idea, but don't be surprised if the experience gives you

 

 

 

(wait for it...... it's good craic, this)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KITTENS!!!!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2006 at 05:51
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...not having had cats before, what keeps them amused... ....


No idea, but don't be surprised if the experience gives you





(wait for it...... it's good craic, this)









KITTENS!!!!




erm...hate to burst your bubble, Ivan but they are two girls, both neutered anyway...so no kittens here, sorry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2006 at 16:23

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:


erm...hate to burst your bubble, Ivan but they are two girls, both neutered anyway...so no kittens here, sorry

 

..they could swallow a big ball of wool, then they could have...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

MITTENS!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2006 at 16:31
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2006 at 17:38

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What do tuperware and a walrus have in common?

Burps?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2006 at 18:46

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:


erm...hate to burst your bubble, Ivan but they are two girls, both neutered anyway...so no kittens here, sorry

 

..they could swallow a big ball of wool, then they could have...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..wait for it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

MITTENS!!

NEXT!

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

What do tuperware and a walrus have in common?

Burps?

 

This is one of those jokes involving blubber, I can just feel it.....



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-April-2006 at 06:46

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

What do tuperware and a walrus have in common?

<<They are both looking for a tight seal. >>






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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-April-2006 at 16:07

Glad to see the mod's are on the ball, well done Nero,

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-April-2006 at 16:10
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-April-2006 at 17:05

Must get some new joke's!!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-May-2006 at 14:43
Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:


Must get some new joke's!!!!!



I must get some more people onto the site I moderate on...its an uphill struggle and I want the travel site to survive...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:19

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must get some new joke's!!!!!


I must get some more people onto the site I moderate on...its an uphill struggle and I want the travel site to survive...

You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......

 

 

 

...hmm.. actually, that might kill the site altogether


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:33
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You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......





really, are you sure, we're a odd bunch (if you haven't already noticed)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:55
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Must get some new joke's!!!!!


I must get some more people onto the site I moderate on...its an uphill struggle and I want the travel site to survive...

You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......

 

 

 

...hmm.. actually, that might kill the site altogether

Good idea Ivan.... come on Ally  give us the addy we will get the yank's going.........should I rephase that!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:59

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......


really, are you sure, we're a odd bunch (if you haven't already noticed)

Why not? After all, she's done a fair amount of damage to all of us, so why not do a good turn?

Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

... come on Ally  give us the addy we will get the yank's going....

As long as you know what you're yanking....



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03-May-2006 at 19:06

do a google for 'tripboards', you kow when you've found it - the forum reminds me of a tub of StIvel Gold - bit Norwegion if you know what I mean..

..and for those who can't be bothered looking... Clicky



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-May-2006 at 03:07
It would be nice to have a load more Brits over there, so if you want to trot or canter over there, you'll be more than welcome.

I have seriously lousy Admin on there and they are trying to kill the site by not promoting it properly, so my other moderator and I are trying to prove to the Admin that it can and will survive, even without them at the helm.

So if you want to come over, like Rhys has, then please do so

(BTW, I'm PagodaSwan...not Goldryder over there )

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