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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-April-2006 at 17:47
Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

.....I must be spending too much time on this forum.
Now what gave you that idea???

Pot, Kettle, Black spring to mind?

Keep going, I only need another 497 posts to hit the big 6K!



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Pot, Kettle, Black spring to mind?

Do they come in rubber as well?

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-April-2006 at 17:55
Originally posted by steven.seed steven.seed wrote:

Pot, Kettle, Black spring to mind?

Do they come in rubber as well?

Hang on I'll look .............

.................

.................

Rubber pot >   http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.moertelm aschinen.de/images/produkte/et/zubehoer/df_auslaufbock_1.gif &imgrefurl=http://www.moertelmaschinen.de/en/produkte/et /zubehoer/df_auslaufboecke.asp&h=113&w=134&sz=5& amp;tbnid=6Fd3xd6pNhh0AM:&tbnh=72&tbnw=86&hl=en& amp;start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522rubber%2Bpot%2522%26 svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

still looking for kettle!

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I can't believe he's actually doing this!!

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15-April-2006 at 18:49

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

I can't believe he's actually doing this!!

Only for you dear - I wouldn't for any one else!

http://www.philipmorris.uk.com/prd.php?deptid=586

 
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-April-2006 at 04:23
Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

I can't believe he's actually doing this!!


Only for you dear - I wouldn't for any one else!


http://www.philipmorris.uk.com/prd.php?deptid=586






OMG..did you HAVE to do that?

Ivan has a big enough rubber boot fetish without you flamin' encouraging it to stretch further....
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-April-2006 at 08:51
The Rabbit

A lady opened her refrigerator
and saw a rabbit sitting on one
of the shelves.

"What are you doing in there?"

she asked.


The rabbit replied:

"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
to which the lady replied

"Yes."

"Well," the rabbit said,

"I'm westing."

       
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-April-2006 at 14:47
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

I can't believe he's actually doing this!!


Only for you dear - I wouldn't for any one else!


http://www.philipmorris.uk.com/prd.php?deptid=586




OMG..did you HAVE to do that?

Ivan has a big enough rubber boot fetish without you flamin' encouraging it to stretch further....

 

's alright, Ally. I'm already well catered-for.....

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I have had a stressful week Ivan...so please behave, thanks.
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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-April-2006 at 18:17
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

I can't believe he's actually doing this!!

Only for you dear - I wouldn't for any one else! http://www.philipmorris.uk.com/prd.php?deptid=586 


OMG..did you HAVE to do that? Ivan has a big enough rubber boot fetish without you flamin' encouraging it to stretch further....
's alright, Ally. I'm already well catered-for.....

you can never have enough wellys..........

http://www.funky-wellington-boots.co.uk/
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and just for Horsetan ...........

The midget with a sore pussy.

A midget lady walks into the doctors one morning, moaning and grumbling to herself. She is obviously in a lot of pain. When she arrives in the doctors room the doctor asks her what the problem is.

"Well, Doctor, my pussy is in absolute agony!"

"Let's have a look and see what we can find shall we?" The doctor replies reassuringly.

He pops her up on the bed and asks her to open up. He spends a good five minutes rooting around and finally brings his head up.

"Well it certainly is a mess down there, but I honestly couldn't tell you what was wrong with it." He said "Is there any time in particular that it hurts more?"

"Yes, it's absolute agony when it's raining!" She said quickly.

"Okay then, come in next time it's raining and we will have a look" and with that the woman left.

Five days later the woman returns limping and hobbling.

"Doc, it really hurts today you have to do something I'm in agony!" She pleads. The doctor puts her on the bed again and begins checking the swollen area out.

"I see the problem, nurse fetch me a scalpel!" Obviously the woman was slightly off put but the doctor reassured her that there was no pain involved and the woman calmed down. After five minutes of snipping the doctor instructed the woman to try and walk again. The woman was ecstatic she couldn't feel any pain.

"Wow, what did you do!?"

 

 



"Simple really, I cut the top two inches off your wellie boots."

 
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-April-2006 at 03:52
hmmmm....we now have two puddy tats upstairs with my landlady...

The landlady arrived home from Australia a week early with grand daughter in tow...

Seems landlady spent 3 weeks in hospital in Australia and wasn't allowed to fly home alone....

So grand daughter has got her two puddy tats for company...and grand daughter flies back to Australia on Wednesday...

I need a holiday
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-April-2006 at 07:52

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

....I need a holiday

 

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

I need a(nother) holiday

and heres how to combine it with the love of your life... http://www.copychef.com/rmmw_catalog.htm

 

(Your BMW of course!)

 
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I DEFINATELY need a holiday...

I have a suicidal landlady upstairs...and I am not joking either. She is refusing all medical care, all home assistance and refusing to take her medication too.

I guess in the next day or so I will go up there and find her expired, and I ain't looking forward to it one bit.

Had the doc round to her yesterday, paramedics today but she refused to go to hospital and they cant force her...she was unconscious and non responsive, so it was a 999 call...

I really do not need this crap right now. I've emailed her family in Australia but there is little they can do.

What do you do with an 80 + year old who is determined to go?

I am damned if I know what to do.
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Gene Pitneys coffin takes 2weeks to make in mahogany, but only 24 hours in balsa!!!

 

Popeye

Growing old is mandatory, growing up isnt!!!

 
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Originally posted by popeye76s popeye76s wrote:

Gene Pitneys coffin takes 2weeks to make in mahogany, but only 24 hours in balsa!!! 

 

 
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS



A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.



A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?



He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,

and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.



So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.



Man has not been heard from since
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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-April-2006 at 19:22

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:


Man has not been heard from since

 

..not suprised
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R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...
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These are the little maniacs I have to babysit while my landlady is back in hospital...not having had cats before, what keeps them amused...


other than food

They charge about like lunatics upstairs 24/7....
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