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Goldryder 
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Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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 Posted: 02-April-2006 at 19:28 |
Oh well, time I hit the teddybear and punched the pillows again I spose...its been great being back 
See you all tomorrow evening, have a safe day tomorrow, night night 
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 13:08 |
 Goldryder wrote:
oh gawd...the welliewanger is out in force this evening... |
What's wrong with the waders? They do look rather smart..... well, once you've hosed all the crap off...... and I've even ridden in them through a downpour a few weekends ago 
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 13:38 |
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Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 16:29 |
Goldryder wrote:
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again.... |
Jumped in with both feet
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 16:59 |
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again.... |
Jumped in with both feet |
...as always...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 17:09 |
Goldryder wrote:
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again.... |
Jumped in with both feet
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...as always...
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Come in: the water's grand!
And your feet'll be dry 
Edited by Horsetan
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thepits
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Joined: 09-July-2003
Location: far far away
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 18:05 |
I'm pleased to see that the old retrabates are back, and using the thread as intended
Almost back to old times 
(no mucky pictures please - what me?)
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care.
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Horsetan
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 18:11 |
thepits wrote:
..the old retrabates... |
Reprobates. Anyway, here's some more, just to show I haven't lost my touch 
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Goldryder
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Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Points: 5301
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 03:18 |
thepits wrote:
I'm pleased to see that the old retrabates are back, and using the thread as intended
Almost back to old times
(no mucky pictures please - what me?) |
You're late...where were you...did you get permission to go AWOL???
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 03:19 |
Horsetan wrote:
thepits wrote:
..the old retrabates... |
Reprobates. Anyway, here's some more, just to show I haven't lost my touch
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Oh do put them away, Ivan....this is a family board, don't ya know
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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thepits
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Joined: 09-July-2003
Location: far far away
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 08:20 |
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care.
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Floody
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 14-April-2004
Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
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Points: 1339
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 16:02 |
thepits wrote:
What you mean - where have I been???
I've been here all the time - who do you think has been keeping this thread alive awaiting your return.........
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You tell her mate, women...........
Next thing you know she will be trying to take over America
Edited by Floody
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
 
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billgates e30
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Joined: 31-January-2005
Location: Tyne & Wear
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Points: 924
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 16:34 |
can anyone imagine Ally being part of team america
Edited by billgates e30
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Floody
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Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 17:12 |
Think they call her Alie in the States
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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thepits
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Posted: 05-April-2006 at 17:26 |
Typical! I turn my back for a moment - well alright 24 hours - and it all goes quiet again 
OK - try this...........
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that
the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and
answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know!
He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the
bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"
your turn now
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care.
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 05-April-2006 at 18:56 |
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billgates e30
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Posted: 06-April-2006 at 14:17 |
heres one
one day a 14 year old girl is helping her mother tidy the garden when she gets a prick in her finger from a thorn,
she asks her mother if she can put it in some cider.
her mother looks at her strangley, and asks why she would wsh to dip it in cider
she turned and said
"well, all the boys at school talk about when ever sarah elliot gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"
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Floody
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Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
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Posted: 06-April-2006 at 15:46 |
billgates e30 wrote:
heres one
one day a 14 year old girl is helping her mother tidy the garden when she gets a prick in her finger from a thorn,
she asks her mother if she can put it in some cider.
her mother looks at her strangley, and asks why she would wsh to dip it in cider
she turned and said
"well, all the boys at school talk about when ever sarah elliot gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"
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Hate to say this Chri's........ See page 13,
got my own back now for the 3 m3's.....
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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billgates e30
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Joined: 31-January-2005
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Posted: 06-April-2006 at 16:28 |
d'oh
did you really write it there, i thought i heard it at work last friday
oh well, never mind...one's each then
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
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Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Posted: 06-April-2006 at 18:09 |
From another Forum, the contributors to which really should know better....
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A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you"
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your Hans and knees."
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
wait for it...
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
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here you go part II
