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Floody 
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 14-April-2004
Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
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Points: 1339
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 Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:55 |
 Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Floody wrote:
Must get some new joke's!!!!! |
I must get some more people onto the site I moderate on...its an uphill struggle and I want the travel site to survive...  |
You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......
...hmm.. actually, that might kill the site altogether 
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Good idea Ivan....  come on Ally give us the addy we will get the yank's going.........should I rephase that!!!!
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
 
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billgates e30
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 31-January-2005
Location: Tyne & Wear
Status: Offline
Points: 924
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Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:33 |
Horsetan wrote:
You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......
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really, are you sure, we're a odd bunch (if you haven't already noticed)
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 03-May-2006 at 18:19 |
Goldryder wrote:
Floody wrote:
Must get some new joke's!!!!! |
I must get some more people onto the site I moderate on...its an uphill struggle and I want the travel site to survive... |
You could do worse than enlist a few fellas from here......
...hmm.. actually, that might kill the site altogether
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 03-May-2006 at 14:43 |
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Floody
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 14-April-2004
Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
Status: Offline
Points: 1339
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Posted: 25-April-2006 at 17:05 |
Must get some new joke's!!!!!
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes!
Joined: 28-February-2005
Location: Galway
Status: Offline
Points: 4161
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Posted: 25-April-2006 at 16:10 |
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Hit his sister in the jaw.
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Floody
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 14-April-2004
Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
Status: Offline
Points: 1339
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Posted: 25-April-2006 at 16:07 |
Glad to see the mod's are on the ball, well done Nero,
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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nero
Moderator Group
Just call me Tripod
Joined: 15-October-2002
Location: Scotland
Status: Offline
Points: 3131
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Posted: 25-April-2006 at 06:46 |
Floody wrote:
What do tuperware and a walrus have in common? |
<<They are both looking for a tight seal. >>
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 24-April-2006 at 18:46 |
Rhys wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
erm...hate to burst your bubble, Ivan but they are two girls, both neutered anyway...so no kittens here, sorry  |
..they could swallow a big ball of wool, then they could have...
..wait for it...
MITTENS!!
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thepits wrote:
Floody wrote:
What do tuperware and a walrus have in common? |
Burps? 
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This is one of those jokes involving blubber, I can just feel it.....
Edited by Horsetan
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thepits
Moderator Group
Joined: 09-July-2003
Location: far far away
Status: Offline
Points: 10000473
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Posted: 24-April-2006 at 17:38 |
Floody wrote:
What do tuperware and a walrus have in common? |
Burps?
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care.
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Floody
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 14-April-2004
Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
Status: Offline
Points: 1339
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Posted: 24-April-2006 at 16:31 |
What do tuperware and a walrus have in common?
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 24-April-2006 at 16:23 |
Goldryder wrote:
erm...hate to burst your bubble, Ivan but they are two girls, both neutered anyway...so no kittens here, sorry |
..they could swallow a big ball of wool, then they could have...
..wait for it...
MITTENS!!
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 24-April-2006 at 05:51 |
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
...not having had cats before, what keeps them amused... .... |
No idea, but don't be surprised if the experience gives you
(wait for it...... it's good craic, this)
KITTENS!!!! |
erm...hate to burst your bubble, Ivan but they are two girls, both neutered anyway...so no kittens here, sorry
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 23-April-2006 at 18:06 |
Goldryder wrote:
...not having had cats before, what keeps them amused... .... |
No idea, but don't be surprised if the experience gives you
(wait for it...... it's good craic, this)
KITTENS!!!!
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thepits
Moderator Group
Joined: 09-July-2003
Location: far far away
Status: Offline
Points: 10000473
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Posted: 23-April-2006 at 16:37 |
Goldryder wrote:
not having had cats before, what keeps them amused... other than food |
errr..... they love children?
but they couldn't eat a whole one.
Edited by thepits
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care.
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billgates e30
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 31-January-2005
Location: Tyne & Wear
Status: Offline
Points: 924
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Posted: 23-April-2006 at 16:11 |
Goldryder wrote:
not having had cats before, what keeps them amused...
other than food
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errr...rats......mice.....err.....bull mastif's
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 23-April-2006 at 12:10 |
Goldryder wrote:
....What do you do with an 80 + year old who is determined to go?
I am damned if I know what to do. |
If you're really unlucky, she may have left you her entire estate in her Will. A real nightmare.
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 23-April-2006 at 03:33 |
 
These are the little maniacs I have to babysit while my landlady is back in hospital...not having had cats before, what keeps them amused...
other than food
They charge about like lunatics upstairs 24/7....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 22-April-2006 at 19:22 |
billgates e30 wrote:
Man has not been heard from since |
..not suprised
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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billgates e30
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 31-January-2005
Location: Tyne & Wear
Status: Offline
Points: 924
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Posted: 22-April-2006 at 17:53 |
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
Man has not been heard from since
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here you go part II
