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billgates e30
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 31-January-2005
Location: Tyne & Wear
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Points: 924
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Posted: 06-April-2006 at 14:17 |
heres one
one day a 14 year old girl is helping her mother tidy the garden when she gets a prick in her finger from a thorn,
she asks her mother if she can put it in some cider.
her mother looks at her strangley, and asks why she would wsh to dip it in cider
she turned and said
"well, all the boys at school talk about when ever sarah elliot gets a prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider"
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Horsetan
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Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
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Posted: 05-April-2006 at 18:56 |
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thepits
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Posted: 05-April-2006 at 17:26 |
Typical! I turn my back for a moment - well alright 24 hours - and it all goes quiet again
OK - try this...........
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"
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Floody
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Location: U.K Darlington (Croft)!!
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 17:12 |
Think they call her Alie in the States
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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billgates e30
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Joined: 31-January-2005
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 16:34 |
can anyone imagine Ally being part of team america
Edited by billgates e30
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Floody
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 16:02 |
thepits wrote:
What you mean - where have I been???
I've been here all the time - who do you think has been keeping this thread alive awaiting your return.........
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You tell her mate, women...........
Next thing you know she will be trying to take over America
Edited by Floody
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale
Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour!
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thepits
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 08:20 |
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Cats know your every thought.
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Goldryder
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Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 03:19 |
Horsetan wrote:
thepits wrote:
..the old retrabates... |
Reprobates. Anyway, here's some more, just to show I haven't lost my touch
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Oh do put them away, Ivan....this is a family board, don't ya know
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
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Goldryder
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Posted: 04-April-2006 at 03:18 |
thepits wrote:
I'm pleased to see that the old retrabates are back, and using the thread as intended
Almost back to old times
(no mucky pictures please - what me?) |
You're late...where were you...did you get permission to go AWOL???
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
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October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 18:11 |
thepits wrote:
..the old retrabates... |
Reprobates. Anyway, here's some more, just to show I haven't lost my touch
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thepits
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 18:05 |
I'm pleased to see that the old retrabates are back, and using the thread as intended
Almost back to old times
(no mucky pictures please - what me?)
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Cats know your every thought.
But don't care.
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 17:09 |
Goldryder wrote:
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again.... |
Jumped in with both feet
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...as always...
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Come in: the water's grand!
And your feet'll be dry
Edited by Horsetan
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Goldryder
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 16:59 |
Horsetan wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again.... |
Jumped in with both feet |
...as always...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 16:29 |
Goldryder wrote:
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again.... |
Jumped in with both feet
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Goldryder
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 13:38 |
Good evening Ivan...I see you tried to start the evening off on the right foot again....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Horsetan
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Say Neigh to Gatsos
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Posted: 03-April-2006 at 13:08 |
Goldryder wrote:
oh gawd...the welliewanger is out in force this evening... |
What's wrong with the waders? They do look rather smart..... well, once you've hosed all the crap off...... and I've even ridden in them through a downpour a few weekends ago
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Goldryder
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Posted: 02-April-2006 at 19:28 |
Oh well, time I hit the teddybear and punched the pillows again I spose...its been great being back
See you all tomorrow evening, have a safe day tomorrow, night night
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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billgates e30
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Posted: 02-April-2006 at 19:27 |
well, good luck with it, i'm sure you'll stick it out
i'm, off to bed, got to be up early tomrrow
see you later
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Goldryder
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Posted: 02-April-2006 at 19:24 |
Somehow Chris, the members at Trips don't think they need education or anything else for that matter. There is a certain amount of anti Brit there unfortunately... but they aren't going to get rid of me that easily...not again...not after the amount of work I have put into the new site.
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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billgates e30
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Joined: 31-January-2005
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Posted: 02-April-2006 at 19:21 |
just tell em to come over here for some education
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