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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:53

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

the refresh button is a sadly underused function....

and so is the Edit Post button!

 

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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:50

the refresh button is a sadly underused function....

 

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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:49
Ahem..
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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:46

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

maybe a spot of photoshopping on the first one.... appeasement in moderation ;)

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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:39

maybe a spot of photoshopping on the first one.... appeasement in moderation ;)

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:38

and this...........
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Points: 7213 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:33

 

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:32

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

you'll remember this one as well then
Yep - how about this?

 

 
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you'll remember this one as well then

 

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 18:25

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I was wondering when those cards would make their seasonal re-appearance......

Now - of course! - doh!
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I was wondering when those cards would make their seasonal re-appearance......

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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 17:32

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

.... off on some penguin-sightseeing cruise?
 Funny you should mention penguins!

 



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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 13:54

If we're keeping it clean.....

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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 06:32
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 05:56
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!
makes a change



Yeh, was she not supposed to go off on some penguin-sightseeing cruise?



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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 05:12

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!


makes a change

 

Yeh, was she not supposed to go off on some penguin-sightseeing cruise?


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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-December-2005 at 03:09
Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

For once I can't be held responsible weyhey!!!


makes a change


I will be here even less now.....(I can hear the cheering from you 'orrible lot already)

I was made a moddygyrator on an American cruising (as in boat on water type cruising) site yesterday evening. They must be mad, but its an honour to be asked especially as I only joined the site a little over a couple of months ago.

So I will be over there whip cracking them all into shape
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Points: 10000473 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30-November-2005 at 18:53

what? No takers? OK ...

 

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and he's screwing me."

The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Isle of White Ferry.'

 

Clean enough KB?

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