Club Mag
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Printed Date: 30-April-2024 at 10:16
Topic: Club Mag
Posted By: gary
Subject: Club Mag
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 10:01
| When is this months mag due out? |
Replies:
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 10:07
Wendy 
Soon I would reckon... why? What you up to? Have you written another classic article defaming and debasing all your pals? ------------- 
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Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 11:40
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Would I ever!!!!!! TUT TUT even at the suggestion.
Wendy (lol) me and my big mouth This is going to stick with me now, I can feel it.
Anyway, It's only at the weekends that I like to be called that. I e-mailed head office it should be here tomorrow or shortly thereafter. ------------- http://www.bmwccscotland.co.uk/cars/e30/sportevo.html" rel="nofollow - E30 M3 Sport Evo III |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 11:50
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Dunc...... You are so very dead matey.
I have just noticed what you have put on my sig. The tears are rolling down my face. My dog thinks I'm nuts sitting here laughing at the computer As Bugs Bunny says "this means war"  ------------- http://www.bmwccscotland.co.uk/cars/e30/sportevo.html" rel="nofollow - E30 M3 Sport Evo III |
Posted By: nero
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 12:14
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I see the edit police have been in and
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it - original message was far funnier
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 12:16
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Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 12:27
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But I've got tourettes.
That's discrimination against us afflicted with this terrible bast### fu## boll### problem sh### |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 15-December-2003 at 12:38
Oh I give up! Someone else moderate this loony!  -------------
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Posted By: sailorbaz
Date Posted: 16-December-2003 at 23:35
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How come you've all got these fancy titles ya bams! I wan't "Bairn" put under mine, come on!! Please sir can I have one? Duncan, you'll have to forward the Mag to me when I am at sea! Just have to mail it to IOM! Small price to pay for looking after me wheel whilst absent? -------------  http://www.bmwccscotland.co.uk/cars/e46/m3csl.html" rel="nofollow - My Car 2004 M3 CSL and 2009 E90 M3 |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 16-December-2003 at 23:40
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Come on Duncan...share it with us all...why do we have to call Gary Wendy ??? ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: sailorbaz
Date Posted: 16-December-2003 at 23:43
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It was a bit of a joke cracked by someone at our AGM a couple of weeks ago about 'I don't know what' exactly! Duncan will have to fill us in, or even Wendy!! ------------- http://www.bmwccscotland.co.uk/cars/e46/m3csl.html" rel="nofollow - My Car 2004 M3 CSL and 2009 E90 M3 |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 16-December-2003 at 23:56
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I have to say baz I like the look of your motor ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: sailorbaz
Date Posted: 16-December-2003 at 23:59
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Cheers, Their's a couple of more phots on the Scottish region Website. But need to put in a bit of a narration. Dunc, if I type up some sort of guff, could you play around with it and post it on the site as you have done? ------------- http://www.bmwccscotland.co.uk/cars/e46/m3csl.html" rel="nofollow - My Car 2004 M3 CSL and 2009 E90 M3 |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 17-December-2003 at 08:48
It's all to do with how the team comedian spends his weekends. -------------
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Nigel wrote:Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 17-December-2003 at 08:49
Nae bother. Just mail me the text and I'll sort it  -------------
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Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 17-December-2003 at 16:29
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I feel I must clear this one up for those who never made the AGM. As a "joke" at the AGM I let it slip (ooo err missus)that I like to be called wendy at the weekends, this was in relation to a discussion about our karting event at Livingston, where there were quite a few "wendy's" on the track.
But as you can magine those with a warpped mind made it out that I am actually called wendy and I feel that this will follow me for ever more. As will "Jimmy Krankie" and Duncan "doughnuts", but you'll have to wait until the next issue of the club mag for more on that. "I have a sexual relations with ONE!!!! sheep and all you can call me is a sheep#####er" what of all the other things I have done, not a bloody peep. That's the trouble with you lot, you make one innocent remark and your scarred for life. "Dis means WAR!!!!!!!" 
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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 17-December-2003 at 23:54
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Never mind gary, wendys better than sharon or tracy, be quite amusing if you lot ever have a vicars and tarts party ! Imagine the piccys and captions from that
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 11:50
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Nigel! I'm beginning to form the opinion that you may actually be as sick and twisted as Herr Morgan. Don't suppose you're moving North any time soon? Sure you'd fit in well with our merry band of loons -------------
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Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 16:46
Women are all right but you can't beat the real thing, ehhh guy's 
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Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 16:50
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Have you been in the afternoon again Gary? -------------
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Posted By: sailorbaz
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 17:03
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Ask and thou shall recieve! Ain't that right Dunc? Like the wee notice cheers. Another good entry in the Mag Gary must say. Would say more but have to split. Appointments, you know what its like! Take it easy. ------------- http://www.bmwccscotland.co.uk/cars/e46/m3csl.html" rel="nofollow - My Car 2004 M3 CSL and 2009 E90 M3 |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 21:57
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Duncan I wouldnt mind moving north, the wife seems quite keen too.......for me to move north that is ! Thanks for the piccy stuff...your a gentleman, despite what Wendy says !
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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 22:03
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I've just been looking for Garys article in the club mag..arrived today. Is his surname Lynam ?, and he's writing under his alias ? ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 22:31
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Duncan I think I may be sensible after all. Have a look in the M power forum. They are discussing tuning scalelextric cars !!! I can get down that far !!
------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: 215m3
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 23:29
Nigel I thought that as well. The scalelextric's cars seem to be setup better than their road/track cars. Is the mag out yet by any chance? |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 18-December-2003 at 23:54
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Got mine today, so yours should be with you anytime soon ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 19-December-2003 at 06:07
Crawler!!!!!! Flattery will get you everywhere with him, he's a tart
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Posted By: Webdunk
Date Posted: 19-December-2003 at 08:46
You say the sweetest things dear  -------------
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Posted By: nero
Date Posted: 23-December-2003 at 18:38
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Just got my mag today - good write up again. However too much information, when you refer to your partner - I see it as Glasgows answer to "De Dutch Coppersh - Ronald (Enfield) and Stefan (Whitehouse), dope-smoking, laid-back Amsterdam policemen who are also partners" from the Harry Enfield Show? ------------- |
Posted By: gary
Date Posted: 23-December-2003 at 19:31
I'm daft enough without the wacky backy. 
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