3 Word story
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Printed Date: 19-April-2024 at 04:26
Topic: 3 Word story
Posted By: 540 V8
Subject: 3 Word story
Date Posted: 24-August-2008 at 22:07
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To fit nicely alongside KB's word association, I saw this on another forum a little while ago and thought it would be fun. Basically you write 3 words which follow on from the previous 3 words and as it goes on it forms a story. For example, the first person writes: One day I... Second person: drove my car Third: into a lake
and so on. If the one I read is anything to go by (and knowing some of you have strange things going on in your minds!) this should be rather funny! I'll start on the next post....... ------------- 
Current:E34 540i Touring 6 speed manual(Mpower bodykit & suspension)& Chrysler Voyager 3.3 V6 auto Previous:E34 530iSE AC Schnitzer suspension. E28 525e auto-Standard |
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Posted By: 540 V8
Date Posted: 24-August-2008 at 22:07
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The other day....... -------------
Current:E34 540i Touring 6 speed manual(Mpower bodykit & suspension)& Chrysler Voyager 3.3 V6 auto Previous:E34 530iSE AC Schnitzer suspension. E28 525e auto-Standard |
Posted By: M3cK
Date Posted: 24-August-2008 at 22:11
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no........ THAT day!
------------- '89 E30 M3 Made in Munich |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 24-August-2008 at 22:19
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I went to
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: 540 V8
Date Posted: 24-August-2008 at 22:27
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the shops to -------------
Current:E34 540i Touring 6 speed manual(Mpower bodykit & suspension)& Chrysler Voyager 3.3 V6 auto Previous:E34 530iSE AC Schnitzer suspension. E28 525e auto-Standard |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 24-August-2008 at 22:44
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meet my mate...
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: M3cK
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 08:11
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..marmite. "I'm hungry"!
------------- '89 E30 M3 Made in Munich |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 09:42
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The shop was
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: steven.seed
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 10:56
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having a sale ------------- 1998 E36 318iS Saloon 1989 E30 318i. Coupe 2000 E39 520i Touring 
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Posted By: Eamo
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 11:21
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on used rubber ------------- |
Posted By: NOISUFNOC
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 11:32
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gimp masks so ------------- 528 for now |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 11:50
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I bought twenty ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: steven.seed
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 11:54
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just for Simon ------------- 1998 E36 318iS Saloon 1989 E30 318i. Coupe 2000 E39 520i Touring
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Posted By: Eamo
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 12:21
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and Garfunkel who ------------- |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 12:39
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held fantastic parties
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 12:47
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in their dungeon, when... ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 13:09
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the store manager (can you not count SImon?) ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 13:14
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surprised everyone by -------------  
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 13:44
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suddenly dropping his ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 13:56
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audi car keys -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 14:10
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into the microwave ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 14:28
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with some potatoes -------------
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Posted By: NOISUFNOC
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 15:07
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although bisexual he ------------- 528 for now |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 15:46
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knew his onions ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Dergside
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 15:53
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from his elbow. ------------- Now: BMW 523i SE '00, 318i SE - e91 '07, 325i Coupe '93. Prev: e46 328i SE Touring, 330Ci, 318Ci. e39 523i SE. e36 325i Coupe *2, 323i SE, 316iSE. e30 325iSE 2dr, 320i Conv, 320i 2dr, 316i. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 15:59
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Unfortunately for Garfunkel -------------
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:09
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who was a
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:18
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german boot maker.
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:34
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There was no ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:35
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onions in the
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:37
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plastic fruit bowl ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:44
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so his elbow -------------
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Posted By: dryle
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:47
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was greased up ------------- Dave Ryle  "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:52
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,dosed in breacrumbs -------------
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Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 16:53
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breadcrumbs -------------
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Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 17:52
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covered in custard
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 18:00
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then squeezed into -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 18:03
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a very small ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 18:09
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domestic appliance with -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 18:36
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-out any difficulty. ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 19:02
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the vacuum cleaner
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 19:08
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however,took one -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 19:49
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step backwards, and ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 20:07
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fell in to ------------- If you can't be good don't get caught -------------------------- |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 20:22
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a vat of ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 20:29
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polytetraflourethylene ,slippery blighter -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 20:42
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" ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
" it said,Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 20:47
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that really sucked -------------
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Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 25-August-2008 at 22:54
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he got out
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 08:40
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and scratched his... ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Eamo
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 09:42
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big hairy back ------------- |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 10:12
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-side with a ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 17:25
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locally sourced umbrella. -------------
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 17:39
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He then decided
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: M3cK
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 17:48
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enough was enough
------------- '89 E30 M3 Made in Munich |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 17:58
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"im outta here" -------------
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Posted By: M3cK
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 18:06
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said the judge
------------- '89 E30 M3 Made in Munich |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 18:21
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to the hooker -------------
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Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 19:22
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fastening his bra
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: stevesingo
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 19:35
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He adjusted his ------------- 1990 Sport Evo No.47 Motec EMS |
Posted By: M3cK
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 19:39
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rear gurney flap
------------- '89 E30 M3 Made in Munich |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 19:44
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while scratching his -------------
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Posted By: stevesingo
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 20:37
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itchy athletes foot ------------- 1990 Sport Evo No.47 Motec EMS |
Posted By: Barry_Mc
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 20:40
| head, he realised.... |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 20:53
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that his head
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: 540 V8
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 21:07
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was stuck to -------------
Current:E34 540i Touring 6 speed manual(Mpower bodykit & suspension)& Chrysler Voyager 3.3 V6 auto Previous:E34 530iSE AC Schnitzer suspension. E28 525e auto-Standard |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 21:12
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chicken crossing road -------------
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Posted By: 540 V8
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 21:16
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so he followed
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Current:E34 540i Touring 6 speed manual(Mpower bodykit & suspension)& Chrysler Voyager 3.3 V6 auto Previous:E34 530iSE AC Schnitzer suspension. E28 525e auto-Standard |
Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 21:40
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and then did ------------- If you can't be good don't get caught -------------------------- |
Posted By: M3cK
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 22:16
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a u-turn
------------- '89 E30 M3 Made in Munich |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 22:21
on the motorway -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 22:30
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The store keeper
------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 22:41
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was upside down
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 26-August-2008 at 22:59
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gimp mask on -------------
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Posted By: Barry_Mc
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 00:28
| batton in hand |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 00:41
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and ready to
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Barry_Mc
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 00:45
| take on the |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 08:00
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world with a
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 08:30
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pair of tweezers ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Eamo
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 10:13
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to pull his ------------- |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 10:15
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best mates wife ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 11:39
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who was very ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Roadmonster
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 12:11
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careful with her ------------- BMW - Beatch Makes Whupass |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 12:24
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pink wellington boots ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 13:13
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with very large ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 13:16
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ribbons and bells.
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 13:29
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To match her ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 13:34
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attitude towards him...
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 15:17
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and his stupid ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 15:31
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brother-in-law ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 16:44
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who had a ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 17:28
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big type of
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: simoneyes
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 17:37
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boil on his -------------
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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 18:14
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open air stove ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 19:53
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in the cupboard
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 19:59
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where he found ------------- If you can't be good don't get caught -------------------------- |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 20:01
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his best mate
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 20:19
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wearing his wife's ------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 20:25
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big strap on...
------------- e39,1200 bandit cooper S, Z3 topazbleu |
Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 27-August-2008 at 20:35
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pink wellington boots
------------- Cats know your every thought. But don't care. |
