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Topic: NSFW: Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!

Posted By: kbannon
Subject: NSFW: Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!
Date Posted: 22-April-2008 at 23:01

http://www.theweirdpost.com/wordpress/2008/04/man-superglues-condom-to-penis-to-save-on-safe-sex/ - from here...

A Romanian man needed some help after his �great idea� started to feel not so great. He had super glued his condom to his penis.

The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn�t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici�s wife bought were a bit �roomy�.

The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.

They used superglue to glue the condom to the man�s penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.

After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn�t come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.

One of the nurses said: �He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.

feckin eejit!

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Posted By: Rossi
Date Posted: 22-April-2008 at 23:10

bladder hell!

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Posted By: JohnH
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 00:03

Ouch.

Posted By: stephenperry
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 16:51

talk about a sticky situation....

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Posted By: dutch
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 18:31

wonder how he was going to drain it out !!!!

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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 19:19

bet he never thought about how he'd have a pee...

What a tool..

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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 21:27

dutch wrote:

wonder how he was going to drain it out !!!!

I'm not sure if he fully though the plan out!

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Posted By: thepits
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 21:29

kbannon wrote:

I'm not sure if he fully though the plan out!

Remember, we men can only think of one thing at a time

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Posted By: Rossi
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 21:35

this should be a sticky....

[I'll get my coat..]

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Posted By: Rossi
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 21:39

dutch wrote:

wonder how he was going to drain it out !!!!

He'd sure be a contender for the 'Ministry of Funny Walks' after a few weeks..

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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 23-April-2008 at 22:50

Rossi wrote:

this should be a sticky....

[I'll get my coat..]

...come again?

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Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 24-April-2008 at 23:02

Sounds like they had a bit of a cock up.

Or not!!!

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Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 27-April-2008 at 11:14

Sorta reminds you on the american pie incident with the glue rather than the lube he had to wear big nappy for while.

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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 27-April-2008 at 12:50

Bigian wrote:

Sorta reminds you on the american pie incident with the glue rather than the lube he had to wear big nappy for while.

lol, yeah that was on the other day - the last one was on last night.

Hmm, Alyson Hannigan...mmmm

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Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 27-April-2008 at 22:49

Have yo seen band camp the naked mile and frat house i think that is the last of them i recommend the naked mile the best on for a while and you will be in stitches after watching it.

I happened to buy the box set of 6 off play.com excellent

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Posted By: lukeduke
Date Posted: 28-April-2008 at 23:10

now thats funny!!!

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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 28-April-2008 at 23:21

It was the third one on the other night - the wedding one..
Hopefully they will be showing the others on sky shortly.

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Posted By: dazfxvw
Date Posted: 10-May-2008 at 14:37

at least he would never need viagra, the super glue would keep him hard for a while

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