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Topic: Guess who’s back??
Posted By: IamSpartacus
Subject: Guess who’s back??
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 11:51

Has anyone noticed that there seems to be an awful lot of locked topic of late?? Confused This strange phenomenom appears to coincide with the return form exile of one of our long time and much loved moderatorsConfused. Perhaps it's me or maybe there's something about poor old Nigel that brings out the worst in some who post hereEmbarrassed??

Welcome back Niggles, and please give us back our padded cell, we'll be good......... honest we will!



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 11:53
speak for yourself! he's been picking on me already!!

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 11:56
He's not picking on you, he's redirecting you to the path of righteousness......

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 11:59

ahhh.. I see, black sheep am I.

Christ! he's got his wellies on!!

(sorry everyone, I DID NOT SAY THAT!)



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 12:00

Baaa! Stay on the path..........

http://www.nanobit.net/~tjmarshal/pulp/Jules/ezekiel2.wav - http://www.nanobit.net/~tjmarshal/pulp/Jules/ezekiel2.wav



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 12:01
rotfl! we're gonna get a smack derek...

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 12:02
Aye!!

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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 12:31
Welcome back to the padded cells, Derek...

Old Nigglewit has been at it again...probably on orders from you know who again....

















yep..you got it, 'er indoors

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 12:50

doh!



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Posted By: Goldryder
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 12:57
Well its either 'er indoors or its the big bosses again....





Did you not realise Sleeper, that BMW drivers are not meant to have a sense of fun, let alone a sense of humour

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March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise


Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 15:54
could this be the start of the next nonsense thread



i think it might

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 17:15
Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

....Christ! he's got his wellies on!!

Christ wore sandals, not wellies



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Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 17:22

Why was the nonsense thread locked?  What harm was it doing?  And who are the big bosses?



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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 17:25

Originally posted by Fey! Fey! wrote:

Why was the nonsense thread locked?

Too much of me

 

Quote   What harm was it doing?

Loads

Quote   And who are the big bosses?

Nigel.



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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 17:32
I was going to say I haven't suspended anyone for ages, and now I have six volunteers, but after horseys last post I like him, so five volunteers.................cappice ?

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Posted By: billgates e30
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 18:49
i thought you had to volunteer to be a volunteer

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Posted By: Bigian
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 18:54

i would like to know why there has been so many threads locked in the scottish form if you check through many other forms you will find language and many other sugestions stronger than the phrase i used.

i know there are the regs there but can you explain why you are doing this and do you discuss this with any other committee members before you take your action



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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 18:58

Ian.

The thread closure wasn't anything to do with you, I also prefer these things discussed via pm, rather than in open forum.



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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 12-September-2005 at 19:09

Ian

You have a pm



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 02:26
sleeper wrote:

....Christ! he's got his wellies on!!

Horsetan wrote:

Christ wore sandals, not wellies

Don't get him started on the wellies again!

[QUOTE=Goldryder]Welcome back to the padded cells, Derek... [QUOTE]

I never left, well I popped out to get a paper and when I came back I was locked out like???



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 02:28

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

Could this be the start of the next nonsense thread? 

Aye, Just don't tell anyone.........



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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 03:24

nigel why do u keep locking everything lol

 



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 04:34

he's got the power?

da da dun dada da da dun......

He’s got the power hey yeah heh
He’s got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
He’s got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Gettin' kinda heavy

It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic

Like the crack of the whip he snap attacks
Front to back in this thing called rap
Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil
On a heavenly level
Bang the bass turn up the treble
Radical mind day and night all the time
Seven to fourteen wise divine
Maniac brainiac winning the game
He’s the lyrical Jesse James

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
He’s got the power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yeah
Gettin' kinda heavy
He’s got the power

It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy

He’s got the power
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's got the power oh-oh-oh-oh

He’s got the power
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's got the power oh-oh-oh-oh
He’s got the power

It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic

It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda hectic

Quality he possesses something, he’s fresh
When his voice goes through the rest
Of the microphone that he’s am holdin'
Copywritten lyrics so they can't be stolen
If they are snap
Don't need the police to try to save them
Your voice will sink so please stay off his back
Or he will attack and you don't want that

He’s got the power
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's got the power oh-oh-oh-oh

He’s got the power
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's gonna break my heart
He's gonna break my heart of hearts
He's got the power oh-oh-oh-oh

He’s got the power……………..



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Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 04:36
lol omg you got far to much time on ur hands D lol

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 04:37

wait for it.....

 

KA-CHUNK!



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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 04:38

Love the sig pic derek, well done mate, you mastered it then.

 



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Best Wishes

Nigel



Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 04:41

of course he didn't.

he did what any contractor would and got someone else to do it!!



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 04:46
Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

of course he didn't.

he did what any contractor would and got someone else to do it!!

Yeah, but I still billed for it!!!



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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 05:19
Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

of course he didn't.

he did what any contractor would and got someone else to do it!!

Yeah, but I still billed for it!!!

What a great idea. I'll recommend the practice to my Firm....



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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 05:28
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Love the sig pic derek, well done mate, you mastered it then.

mastered what? His car looks like that!


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2003 E39 525i Sport Individual


Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 06:32
Oi!

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 07:10
he edited out his rainbow flag, taz mudflaps and long floppy aerials tho....

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:05

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

he edited out his rainbow flag, taz mudflaps and long floppy aerials tho....

 

....slatted rear windscreen cover.....



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:17
..lightening conductor...

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:18

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

..lightening conductor...

 

"Feu Orange" air freshener...



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:25
...furry steering wheel cover...

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:27
nodding dog?

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:29
yesh!

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:31
Plastic sun strip with Dirk & Shirl across the top?

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:32
Tartan rug?

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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:36
Furry Dice?

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Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:40

Fast as feck bumper sticker



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:53
Carlos Fandango Wheel Arch extensions.........

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Posted By: Fey!
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:56
Chrome wheelarches

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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:57

are we still suggesting mods for the 'fuzzy pink fun-bus'?



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:59
Do your worst....... for some inexplicable reason it's kinda growing on me. (time for some vitamin A methinks)

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Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 11:59

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

(time for some vitamin A methinks)

...and Viagra....



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Posted By: sleeper
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 12:00
no that's D horsey.

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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 14:52

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

no that's D horsey.

perhaps not in his case



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Nigel



Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 15:03
Nice car Derek, see you worked out how to post a sig then..

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J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..

No BMW as yet...


Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 13-September-2005 at 18:53
Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by sleeper sleeper wrote:

no that's D horsey.

perhaps not in his case

You're more likely to need it at your age, Nigel



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Posted By: IamSpartacus
Date Posted: 14-September-2005 at 02:20
A = Ale in in the case of yesterday evening a couple of swift amstels before heading home to prepare some culinary delights...

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Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 14-September-2005 at 03:24
I think we'll leave the other one open, as it has nonesense in the title to forewarn the sensible.

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Best Wishes

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