How about a festive game of.....
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Topic: How about a festive game of.....
Posted By: Horsetan
Subject: How about a festive game of.....
Date Posted: 19-December-2004 at 13:15
CHAVOPOLY!!!!  -------------   
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 19-December-2004 at 13:44
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...looks like some chav has gone and nicked the dice and counters. Wonder if it has under board neons and bangin' choonz? ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 19-December-2004 at 14:44
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Yeah but no but yeah, innit, man -------------
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Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 06:26
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Excellent! Where can I get one? ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 10:59
how kool is that lol please santa.............. ------------- |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 12:02
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I suggest you enlarge that photo, then have it properly printed out and stuck to a Monopoly-sized board.....
Endless hours of fun, like...  -------------
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Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 16:13
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I was in Argos the other day picking up a dimplex heater and all the skangers (chavs!) were there buying jewelery as Christmas presents for their girlfriends. How tasteful! ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: daddy cool
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 16:51
you cant beat elizabeth duke jewelery ya knows , innit  ------------- e30 2.7 cab e30 325i e30 325 sport e30 318 touring e28 m5 e28 m535 e34 m5 e39 540 e36 318ti (green) e36 318ti (mauve) |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 18:03
------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
daddy cool wrote:Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 18:14
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Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 18:51
..designer? Don't they just buy a brass curtain rail and take the rings off?  ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: daddy cool
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 19:41
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you's all fools innit missis juke is da name of da bird dat owns de shops dat sells da qualiti gear in argos innit . thay sells sum wikid chains ya no ------------- e30 2.7 cab e30 325i e30 325 sport e30 318 touring e28 m5 e28 m535 e34 m5 e39 540 e36 318ti (green) e36 318ti (mauve) |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 20-December-2004 at 19:48
kool.. Aii ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 21-December-2004 at 04:59
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LOL........lots of chunky gold necklaces and ear rings I'll bet ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: mell
Date Posted: 21-December-2004 at 11:18
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well i must be a chav then, cause ive bought gold earings from there before. ------------- |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 21-December-2004 at 11:50
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To qualify as a chav they need to be chunky gold, not just small studs or hoops. Also were you wearing a burbury cap at the time? High heels and a tracksuit also help women in attaining chav status! ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 21-December-2004 at 12:52
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You wont believe this.. i was stuck in traffic, and in front was an escort with a chav driving it (burberry baseball be-capped youngster) He had his chavetter sat next to him. She wasn't exactly sitting properly either, more like very close, she looked around and then her head dissapeared......
Maybe he'd just dropped something on the floor in front of him, and she was picking it up, I don't know.. Make of it what you will.... ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 21-December-2004 at 14:09
...like Gillian Taylforth?  ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Rhys
Date Posted: 22-December-2004 at 10:01
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On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 3nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry. On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry ------------- V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
Posted By: PaulS
Date Posted: 22-December-2004 at 11:38
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Nice twist on the christmas theme!! Paul -------------  95 E34 530i V8 Auto Maldives Blue |
Posted By: Nigel
Date Posted: 22-December-2004 at 17:08
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Rhys, you must get out more......soon. Also, whats wrong with argos stuff ? I've bought wifey one of their charm bracelets for christmas ------------- Best Wishes Nigel |
Posted By: kbannon
Date Posted: 22-December-2004 at 17:09
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Guess who will be sleeping on the couch soon? ------------- Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual |
Posted By: Peter Fenwick
Date Posted: 23-December-2004 at 04:34
Argos is ok but if my girlfriend caught me buying her jewellery from there she wouldn't be happy!  ------------- Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel. |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 23-December-2004 at 08:54
Ah, but she hasn't caught you...... yet. -------------
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Posted By: Peter H
Date Posted: 23-December-2004 at 10:14
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Again ! ------------- Das Wolperdinger AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
Posted By: PaulS
Date Posted: 23-December-2004 at 10:23
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I must be lucky then!! Paul ------------- 95 E34 530i V8 Auto Maldives Blue |
Posted By: Horsetan
Date Posted: 25-December-2004 at 08:50
Elizabeth Duke "jewellery"?  -------------
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Posted By: PaulS
Date Posted: 30-December-2004 at 04:52
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Yeah OK then!! But if the wifes pleased then I get no earache!! Paul ------------- 95 E34 530i V8 Auto Maldives Blue |
Posted By: david328icab
Date Posted: 30-December-2004 at 09:15
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Argos is the home of the sovereign ring and the clown neclace....NICE |