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    Posted: 11-May-2004 at 22:14

I look a bit like bob hoskins !!!!

The edit button is safe lads, its a nice little software one Killian has drawn for me.........so no worries lol
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 14:14
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

Don't you just love to be in control Nigel!


Hang on wasn't that line from a british gas advert.....................



...with Bob Hoskins, and other expensive celebs...

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Points: 6484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 13:53

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

As will Nigel's EDIT button!!

Ah the power of the edit button.

Don't you just love to be in control Nigel!

Hang on wasn't that line from a british gas advert.....................
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Points: 3625 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:33
As will Nigel's EDIT button!!
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 13:31
I suspect the "asterisk" key might be due for replacement soon...

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Points: 1948 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 12:40
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

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I think you may have issues!



Just call me Stan.
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Points: 6484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 12:28

Spokey,

I think you may have issues!
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Points: 1948 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 12:04
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

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Ever though of anger management?



No, I ******* haven't. I've heard it's a load of ******** and a complete ****** waste of ****** time.
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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 11:32

other annoying tv adverts:
* most car insurance adverts - especially the one on satellite tv where they want to quote me happy (as if!)
* womens hygene adverts - I don't care how much blue liquid they soak up!!! (despite years of trying, most men are still uncomfortable with them) 
* nappies - they try their hardest to capture child abusers but think it is alright to show a babys bum on tv?!?!?!
* diet coke adverts - if it was the other way around and men were oogling women then there would be war!
* banking adverts - do you mean to say you are not going to screw us? That would be a first.
* solicitors adverts (again on satellite)  - won't say anymore!
* adverts where everyone is so happy - this doesn't happen!!!

ok - I'll stop ranting
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 11:13
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:


Spokey,


Ever though of anger management?



Just sing "Im  so happy" like in the Adam Sandler film!



Bobby McFerren's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" might be a better bet...

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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 10:30
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

Spokey,

Ever though of anger management?

Just sing "Im  so happy" like in the Adam Sandler film!
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 10:23
Originally posted by Peter Fenwick Peter Fenwick wrote:

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Ever though of anger management?



He already has anger management via old videos of "One Foot In The Grave"...


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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 09:38
on the flip side of the annoying adverts, I think Carlsberg do great ones. I like the current ones.
Just waiting for the new one where they say "Carlsberg don't make cars but if they did then they would probably be BMWs"
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Points: 6484 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-May-2004 at 09:29

Spokey,

Ever though of anger management?
Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:08
Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

I'm ready for my Valium now nurse.


(in the type of voice used for geriatric relatives)

We're going out later.....

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Points: 1948 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:04
That ******* ad for the VW Polo with the tiny people and the cat. I keep wishing that the cat would get that smug ***** and eat her, or even better torture her to death.

And those ****** ******* adverts for mobile ring tones and games and ****. I wish they'd all just **** *** and ***.

I'm ready for my Valium now nurse.
Ciao,
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Points: 438 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 22:27

And which way round is that thing supposed to be anyway?

I wouldn't be able to tell whether I'm coming or going in that.

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Points: 552 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 22:18
How about these two for stupid ads:

1. The Hyundai one "There's no weak link in our chain". I didn't think you could make a chain out of plastic!

2. The new Citroen Xsara Piccaso, 100bhp Hdi with OVERBOOST!! Firstly 110bhp, that's about the same as a frige-freezer - Nothing to be bragged about! Secondly, it is an MPV, "Overboost" makes it sound like a Max Power feature car! Maybe they are aiming for the Teanage families??

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Points: 438 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05-May-2004 at 22:17

 'Call for Coldseal'

Thats all i'm saying

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Hmmm, most annoying TV advert has to be the "We are saving" one from Halifax!! However, the most annoying advert ever, is the Ocado advert on the radio! "The Ocado, be more demanding... ...Challenge"!!! I dunno about u guys, but bad adverts put me off of buying things! I would rather starve than have something delivered by Ocado!

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