Funny (real) Car Advert

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   http://www.skoda.ie/newcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=Details&vehicle_id=75924120040101&strSpecs=SSCIRL2002
Just read their description of the car!
* Cloth seat upholstery with additional cloth
* Individual driver and passenger seat
* Glove compartment with lid

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kbannon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508	Topic: Funny (real) Car Advert Posted: 21-April-2004 at 14:52
	http://www.skoda.ie/newcars/index.cfm?fuseaction=Details&vehicle_id=75924120040101&strSpecs=SSCIRL2002 Just read their description of the car! * Cloth seat upholstery with additional cloth * Individual driver and passenger seat * Glove compartment with lid
	Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

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mmm-five Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member I Joined: 16-January-2003 Status: Offline Points: 343	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 15:01
	I notice it also has "Three one-piece bench front facing one-piece squab rear seats" Didn't know �koda made MPVs.

spokey Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Bavarian-Board Contributor Offensive and obnoxious tub of lard Joined: 02-March-2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1948	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 15:21
	I liked: "Cup holders for rear seats fixed" -- what, even before they were broken?
	Ciao, Spokey

CarlA Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member I BMWCC & Coupe Register Member Joined: 27-March-2004 Location: Sheffield Status: Offline Points: 255	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 19:36
	I liked the: "Part-painted front and rear bumpers" Does this mean you get a can of paint to finish it off ??


kevin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Bavarian-Board Contributor Joined: 29-November-2002 Location: Camberley, Surrey Status: Offline Points: 3189	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 19:55
	What about the "Manual five-speed transmission with gear lever on floor"? Looks like that should be fixed in the Pre Delivery Inspection
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therealmccoy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Joined: 27-April-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 552	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 20:04
	"Two Disk Brakes" hmmm, only two brakes then...
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Peter H Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Joined: 03-January-2004 Location: Worcestershire/Ost Bayern Status: Offline Points: 927	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 20:19
	What is a Conventional Tyre ? english ones are black & round ! Are all Irish ads like this?
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therealmccoy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Joined: 27-April-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 552	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 20:24
	LOL!!!
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therealmccoy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Joined: 27-April-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 552	Posted: 21-April-2004 at 20:26
	"Three one-piece bench front facing one-piece squab rear seats" Hmmm.... Am I missing something?? 3 x 1 piece front facing 1 piece rear seats??
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IamSpartacus Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Moderator Group Joined: 21-November-2002 Location: Singapore Status: Offline Points: 3625	Posted: 22-April-2004 at 07:21
	Two disc brakes including two ventilated discs..... glad to hear the discs aren't on the options list!! Windscreen wipers with variable intermittent wipe..... does this mean they only work intermittently? My Lancia was like that sometimes Vehicle speed proportional power steering electro-hydraulic.... so that's where they got the idea for the new AA ad!
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dave 328 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Joined: 21-October-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 835	Posted: 04-May-2004 at 16:03
	Locking dead bolt - What like I've got on the garden gate?

Horsetan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Say Neigh to Gatsos Joined: 11-April-2003 Location: Please let it be Ireland Status: Offline Points: 6381	Posted: 04-May-2004 at 16:51
	Still, you should see what Skoda's parent is marketing: