BMW Modification Don’ts

Look here mate, what are you saying about my M528 SE Turbo Evo 10?

Autos are easy. Its the steering thats hard.

Oh my god! You don't know! Well in that case I'm not telling!

I've really put a 1.4 diesel engine in it so i can feel the economy, with 'racing' spark-plugs....er.

Autos are easy. Its the steering thats hard.

Well i know its really fast! I raced a M3 last week. He knew i was boss so he pulled over. He was crying and shaking his head.

Prehaps he was laughing..b�$%ocks! Well i know that my Bright pink paint job and white weller wheels impressed him, because he brings loads of his mates round my house to cry at it.

Autos are easy. Its the steering thats hard.

Fair enough! You're on!

I am going to spend tomorrow at a scrap yard looking for a Mk III fiesta & I'll spend all day sunday doing it up.

I'll put a Massey Ferguson 160L V64 double-tri turboed engine with a petrol (& maybe nitro) conversion into her. I also have a stainless steel kitchen sink at home which I'll hammer into an exhaust because nobody stocks exhausts that are as big or loud as I need. My engine won't even need spark plugs for it (never mind the exhaust) because I'll be going so fast that the wind will keep blowing all the sparks out. This should also keep weight down.

I have an old garage door that I will rivet to the boot door. I also want to get a parachute for braking purposes cos I'll be going so fast. I'm also planning on having low profile tyred lorry wheels on each corner - should fill the wheel arches nicely. Im also going to tie a few bales of hay covered in papier mache around the wheel arches so it looks really wide. I will also get those front spoiler thingys that clip onto the front valance so it looks like a F1 car.

The boot will be house an electricity generator used to will power my 160dB mega Boom Bastic sub woofers with built in sonic thrust blaster ear bleeders. This will be connected to a 150,000watt amplifier which feeds of the Ford Audio radio (with tape recorder).

I already have Max Power stickers for it (these will also be used to hold the car together). Oh yeah I also have the 16V badge for the back so it'll look brill.

... and a furry dice.

I wonder will it help me score?

Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

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kbannon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508	Topic: BMW Modification Don’ts Posted: 10-December-2003 at 00:09
	www.100megspop2.com/bmwracer/misguided_mods.html (I love the bit about the Nissan ///M or ///N)
	Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

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jonp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member I Joined: 05-October-2003 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 145	Posted: 15-December-2003 at 17:30
	Look here mate, what are you saying about my M528 SE Turbo Evo 10?
	Autos are easy. Its the steering thats hard.

kbannon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508	Posted: 15-December-2003 at 17:55
	is that the twin carb or 16valve EFi?
	Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

jonp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member I Joined: 05-October-2003 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 145	Posted: 17-December-2003 at 12:33
	Oh my god! You don't know! Well in that case I'm not telling! I've really put a 1.4 diesel engine in it so i can feel the economy, with 'racing' spark-plugs....er.
	Autos are easy. Its the steering thats hard.

kbannon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508	Posted: 17-December-2003 at 12:48
	Now I know you are telling fibs - it was only the M528 SE Turbo Evo 11 diesel that accepts the racing plugs. all others take the standard Bosch P10nker plugs!
	Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

jonp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member I Joined: 05-October-2003 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 145	Posted: 17-December-2003 at 14:28
	Well i know its really fast! I raced a M3 last week. He knew i was boss so he pulled over. He was crying and shaking his head. Prehaps he was laughing..b�$%ocks! Well i know that my Bright pink paint job and white weller wheels impressed him, because he brings loads of his mates round my house to cry at it.
	Autos are easy. Its the steering thats hard.

STEVE328 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member I Club member, North East Region Joined: 25-June-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 304	Posted: 19-December-2003 at 21:54
	I challenge you all to a race! I've got a Ford Fiesta 950 popular RS M3 Turbo intercooler Catalyser 4X4 special edition rallye sport Evo, with full ground effect neons and a Cosworth Whale tail.It's got a Blue Peter DTM 4 exit exhaust with spark plugs in them so they 'flame' when I change gear and a really crappy,ill fitting bodykit on it (just) Name your place and time and I'll be there (if it don't conk out before i get there)
	1996 N Montreal blue 328i saloon 45k / 01 Y Yamaha YZF600R Thundercat.

kbannon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508	Posted: 19-December-2003 at 22:31
	Fair enough! You're on! I am going to spend tomorrow at a scrap yard looking for a Mk III fiesta & I'll spend all day sunday doing it up. I'll put a Massey Ferguson 160L V64 double-tri turboed engine with a petrol (& maybe nitro) conversion into her. I also have a stainless steel kitchen sink at home which I'll hammer into an exhaust because nobody stocks exhausts that are as big or loud as I need. My engine won't even need spark plugs for it (never mind the exhaust) because I'll be going so fast that the wind will keep blowing all the sparks out. This should also keep weight down. I have an old garage door that I will rivet to the boot door. I also want to get a parachute for braking purposes cos I'll be going so fast. I'm also planning on having low profile tyred lorry wheels on each corner - should fill the wheel arches nicely. Im also going to tie a few bales of hay covered in papier mache around the wheel arches so it looks really wide. I will also get those front spoiler thingys that clip onto the front valance so it looks like a F1 car. The boot will be house an electricity generator used to will power my 160dB mega Boom Bastic sub woofers with built in sonic thrust blaster ear bleeders. This will be connected to a 150,000watt amplifier which feeds of the Ford Audio radio (with tape recorder). I already have Max Power stickers for it (these will also be used to hold the car together). Oh yeah I also have the 16V badge for the back so it'll look brill. ... and a furry dice. I wonder will it help me score?
	Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual

Kevin_E30_318iS Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Really Senior Member II Joined: 14-December-2002 Location: Ireland Status: Offline Points: 883	Posted: 20-December-2003 at 21:40
	With those furry dice, you can't lose
	Kevin_1990_318iS