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    Posted: 16-August-2006 at 22:14
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whats that all about then.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote kbannon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-August-2006 at 22:22
imagine having a toilet in your car!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rossi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-August-2006 at 22:24
that idea is crap! or is this the new dump valve for cars?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rhys Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16-August-2006 at 22:53
Ugh! turn your car into a 'turdis' can you imagine it in a Corsa?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote IamSpartacus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-August-2006 at 07:39

Originally posted by Rhys Rhys wrote:

you imagine it in a Corsa?

crap on the inside & crap on the outside??

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The rebirth of..........:drum roll please:.......

the C(R)APRI





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Please do not flush while stopped at traffic lights.
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WHat will they think of next...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dergside Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-August-2006 at 14:11
Medical cert confirming hygiene related OCD required with order form.....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote billgates e30 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-August-2006 at 14:18
just imagine asking the family to stand out in the rain while you get the sunday mail out to relieve some pressure, that will go down well, and think of the smell too

whats wrong with lobbing it out the window or stopping behind a bush or somthing, or better yet, stop being a fairy and find a nice clean pub or somthing and just hover
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bigian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-August-2006 at 16:17
thats what trees and bushes are for at the side of the road why spend money on a porta potty where would you put it if you have a 2 door or a bike

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by the time you did all that the kids would all have pisssed their pants ...

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Horsetan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-August-2006 at 17:25
There is nothing new about this. They've had these things in Thailand for years, particularly Bangkok where the rush hour traffic jams are the worst....

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That will fit well in an MX5!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sleeper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18-August-2006 at 10:42
Originally posted by popeye76s popeye76s wrote:

That will fit well in an MX5!!!

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wouldn't need to worry about air freshener tho', and you could still wave at the nice bird stopped next to you!!!

**edit** sorry, forgot that if you were in an MX-5 you would be waving at the bloke  next to you!!



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