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coupe king 
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Joined: 23-November-2003
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 Topic: Silly things done while driving.....
Posted: 05-November-2004 at 09:03 |
A friend of mine (a burd) decided to reset her odometer, forgot she was coming to a corner and started to steer and got hand caught and crashed LOL! Just into a pavement, no other traffic!!! and yes, she is blonde!!! LMAO!!!
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Points: 5301
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Posted: 24-October-2004 at 14:36 |
I do hope the NatEx drivers I get driving the coaches on my trip to Inverness are awake all night, could be mildly dodgy if they drop off...
I might ask if I can take the wheel for a while if the coach isn't too heavily loaded cos 18 hours sat on bum doing nowt will give me such a BSA otherwise 
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mell
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 07-July-2004
Location: up in the clouds far far away
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Points: 3466
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Posted: 24-October-2004 at 14:26 |
 Goldryder wrote:
mell wrote:
gold u a lorry driver?
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I was until 1989. 
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u go girl!!!
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IamSpartacus
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Joined: 21-November-2002
Location: Singapore
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Points: 3625
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 09:54 |
My 1st car was a mkIII cortina and I was testing it after I'd done some work on the Clutch/Gearbox went to drop 'er down a gear and ended up with the gearstick coming free...... interesting times!
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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BMWE34sport
Really Senior Member I
Joined: 30-April-2004
Location: Hertfordshire
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Points: 353
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Posted: 11-October-2004 at 07:51 |
I did the classic and drove on the wrong side of the road whilst on holiday in Canada forgetting of course that I was in Canada whoops luckily it was night and no one was around .
While on the subject of orions I used to have an old D Reg Escort and the steering wheel was always wonky so after trying to sort it out one day i went out for a drive but had forgot to screw the wheel back on  so turning a bit sharply round a bend in my road meant that I managed to pull the wheel off and thus managed to wipe out the road sign displaying my streetname and one of my foglights !!!
Edited by BMWE34sport
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1991 525 Sport
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Goldryder
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Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Points: 5301
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Posted: 10-October-2004 at 10:15 |
Speaking of Orion's...
Driving down towards Southampton docks to get the ferry, some idiot in
an Orion was dodging in and out of the traffic like a looney. I
thought to myself how I wished he would lose it and could learn his
lesson the hard way...BANG!!!
One Orion bonnet decorating his windsreen....
Oh..poetic justice strikes again....
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stephenperry
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Joined: 20-April-2004
Location: Elgin
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Posted: 10-October-2004 at 10:09 |
i had the same thing happen with my ford orion, slammed the bonnet shut, it looked like it was secure.... till i discovered otherwise travelling downhill on a windy day - you know the rest! 
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Wonkydog
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Joined: 29-January-2003
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 196
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Posted: 09-October-2004 at 15:49 |
Erm,,, you lot, can we get back to the point? or is that too much to ask.
Silliest thing while driving? how's this.
I once had a Mk 2 Golf GTI, it needed a respray after some body mods and change of colour(Audi door handles, flush tailgate, Chav stuff) I did all the work myself and for about 5 mins was well happy. 
Then because I was paranoid about getting hand prints on the fresh paintwork(even after baking it in a paintshop I had access to) decided to drive the 5 minute journey home without properly slamming the bonnet shut. Yes it happened! bonnet flew open broke the hinges and hit the windscreen! 
I can still remember the sound today.
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Goldryder
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Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 19:07 |
Maybe you need to offer some encouragement, Niggles
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Nigel
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Joined: 09-November-2002
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 19:03 |
Wives never do stuff like that, only girlfriends lol
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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daddy cool
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Joined: 27-October-2003
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 18:54 |
believe me nige , being the kinda girl she was she would probably have thanked me for putting her number up on this board 
im glad to say ive settled down now have been for 8 years  and no my missus duznt do things like that ....
no matter how much i ask her to
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e30 325 sport
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Nigel
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Joined: 09-November-2002
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 18:43 |
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How come I never met girls like that....feel free to pm phone numbers lol
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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daddy cool
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Joined: 27-October-2003
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 18:36 |
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e30 2.7 cab
e30 325i
e30 325 sport
e30 318 touring
e28 m5
e28 m535
e34 m5
e39 540
e36 318ti (green)
e36 318ti (mauve)
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Rhys
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Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 18:26 |
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
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Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 18:13 |
Nigel wrote:
The daftest thing I've ever done was on my Honda SS50 moped when I was sweet 16.
I rode onto the forecourt of a then motorcycle dealer in Bromsgrove
on a winters evening, and didnt notice the 10" high front wall !
I arrived up the showroom window minus moped !
Nobody laughed..............much |
Did you think you were Frank Spencer?
Overtaking traffic islands for fun, getting carried away with ice
cream, hitting telegraph poles etc is one thing...but doing your own
stunts on a moped, thats just daft
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
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stephenperry
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 18:01 |
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i would have... lol
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Nigel
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 17:59 |
The daftest thing I've ever done was on my Honda SS50 moped when I was sweet 16.
I rode onto the forecourt of a then motorcycle dealer in Bromsgrove on a winters evening, and didnt notice the 10" high front wall !
I arrived up the showroom window minus moped !
Nobody laughed..............much
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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stephenperry
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 17:49 |
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hmm... threesome? :) lol
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Horsetan
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Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 17:44 |
daddy cool wrote:
...someone might well have slammed into the back of me causing her to involuntarily bite down |
You'd have taken it from behind, then
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Horsetan
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Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Posted: 08-October-2004 at 17:43 |
Goldryder wrote:
And there was I thinking that the average male driver gawks at a woman's chest when driving..... |
... I have never claimed to be average....
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