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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-July-2004 at 22:44
mmm, nice mirrors!
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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-July-2004 at 22:43

I was reading a thread on a different forum about the worst car designs and I saw this which I thought Id share:-

From the same man that designbed the current BMW car range, i give you the Fiat Multipla
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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-July-2004 at 21:02
Originally posted by PikeyM3 PikeyM3 wrote:

Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:


..and rear lights that appear to have been modified by covering them in tar!



This is in fact acheived by covering them in a pair of your mum's old tights!



Ah, you've been there, then...


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Points: 438 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-July-2004 at 19:47
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

..and rear lights that appear to have been modified by covering them in tar!

This is in fact acheived by covering them in a pair of your mum's old tights!

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 18:29
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...always have to split hairs.....



What kind of hairs do you specialise in splitting? Oh... wait... no... let's not even go there....

 

Well we all know which hairs you split......has four legs and a tail and is called 'Muffin the Mule'    pmsl 

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Points: 6381 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 11:01
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

...always have to split hairs.....



What kind of hairs do you specialise in splitting? Oh... wait... no... let's not even go there....

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Points: 927 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 07:02

Or 5, somehave thoes blow up gell kits & no spare, great if tyre shreaded !

How about all the Novas & corsas etc with full body kit & standard wheels

 

read somewhere that it was calculated that the England flags on cars was reducing their fuel economy by @ 2mpg,

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 00:36
Ah..the great white hunter returns again....minus the red pen for the time being...lol
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Points: 6941 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 00:35
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Oh trust you to split chuffing hairs...lol

 

notice I didn't swear there either flaming men..always have to split hairs.....

I noticed....I'm watching lol
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 00:32

Oh trust you to split chuffing hairs...lol

 

notice I didn't swear there either flaming men..always have to split hairs.....



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Points: 15508 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 00:29

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Actually a car has 6 wheels..if you include the steering wheel  lol

many new cars only have 5 1/2 (those spacesaver thingys don't count as a full wheel)

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 00:27

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

...hmmm, always wondered how you might change the front wheel on a Reliant Robin...

 

Probably lying flat on your back.....  lol
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...hmmm, always wondered how you might change the front wheel on a Reliant Robin...

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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-July-2004 at 00:17
Actually a car has 6 wheels..if you include the steering wheel  lol
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Points: 1339 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-July-2004 at 23:37
P.S I will get in first.
The 5th should be on the left not the right..........
or in the boot...........
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Points: 1339 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-July-2004 at 23:33
Originally posted by Wonkydog Wonkydog wrote:

You guys are missing the obvious one....M3 mirrors on anything with 4 wheels!

lost me ....how many wheels should a m3 have???????????
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Points: 883 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-July-2004 at 22:36
And what about cheap ill fitting glass fibre bodykits? Especially those where the paint doesn't match the original car and have a big crack in them?
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Points: 196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-July-2004 at 20:51
Talking about padded seat belts, I was in a position to speak to a female who had these pads in her car. The pad in question was up about level with the top of her head and well away from contact with her body. When asked why it was up so high she said, I don't like them, it's for when my boyfriend drives the car. Has she seen him drive?
Hmmm, is he on her insurance?
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Points: 196 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-July-2004 at 20:42
Let's not forget bigger wheels at the back when the car is quite clearly front wheel drive (205 with Ferrari style body kit vents seen in Newbury)
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