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dave 328
Really Senior Member II Joined: 21-October-2003 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 835 |
Topic: A motoring joke Posted: 20-May-2004 at 15:04 |
A Penguin is driving along when his car starts leaking oil. The breakdown mechanic says, "It will take an hour to fix", so the penguin goes for a nice cold bowl of vanilla ice-cream.
As he has no hands, eating it is messy and gets ice-cream all round his mouth. Back at the car the mechanic says, "It looks like you've blown a seal!" The penguin says. "No, no its just ice-cream". |
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Peter Fenwick
Bavarian-Board Contributor Joined: 27-August-2003 Location: Lost somewhere in time... Status: Offline Points: 6484 |
Posted: 20-May-2004 at 15:42 |
Oh dear...
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II Say Neigh to Gatsos Joined: 11-April-2003 Location: Please let it be Ireland Status: Offline Points: 6381 |
Posted: 20-May-2004 at 16:35 |
Y e e e s s s . . .
Next, please! |
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Nigel
Moderator Group Joined: 09-November-2002 Status: Offline Points: 6941 |
Posted: 20-May-2004 at 16:42 |
the jokes get worse, and worse and worse and worse ...............................................and worse
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Best Wishes
Nigel |
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kbannon
Admin Group E39 525i Sport Individual Joined: 09-October-2002 Location: 64 Zoo Lane Status: Offline Points: 15508 |
Posted: 20-May-2004 at 19:07 |
they sure do... golf joke #1 golf joke #1 |
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II Say Neigh to Gatsos Joined: 11-April-2003 Location: Please let it be Ireland Status: Offline Points: 6381 |
Posted: 20-May-2004 at 21:33 |
Oh, this was excellent! Exactly what I'd expect from "yer man" |
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CarlA
Really Senior Member I BMWCC & Coupe Register Member Joined: 27-March-2004 Location: Sheffield Status: Offline Points: 255 |
Posted: 28-May-2004 at 16:24 |
LOL (or more of a chuckle)!! |
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