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    Posted: 01-May-2004 at 21:44
BMW drivers get most sex

BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than PorsRenaultche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.



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 So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.
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They obviously havent spoken to my missus !!!!!!!!!

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This thread is just ripe for all sorts of ribald comment....

I'm very tempted to put this on another BMW Forum, and see what kind of reaction we get.

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Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.
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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.

Lets introduce our wives !!

They can mash a pot of tea together

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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Lets introduce our wives !!


They can mash a pot of tea together



The sequence involving Mrs. Doyle and Mrs. Dineen in the coffee shop in Father Ted springs to mind....

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Oh the advertising guy's can have real fun with these stat's

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I think these boffins who dream up the stats have way too much time on their hands....perhaps they should buy themselves BMW's   lol
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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by B 7 VP B 7 VP wrote:

So, if you have 2 Bmw,s does that give you 4.4 bragging rights!!!!!!!!!Can just see the New Sales promotions , Buy BMW and improve your Score rate.


I have two BMWs and I can sadly assure you that I don't even get 2.1.


Lets introduce our wives !!


They can mash a pot of tea together



I am currently separated, which may explain to some extent why I'm not getting any.... but if you really want to...
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Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then there must be a load of you out there getting absolutely none
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Who was it that said, "Theres lies, Dam Lies & Statistics ?"
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"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
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Wives!!!!!!!
mine has just said "If you didnt spend so much time with your car it could be 4.5 (dont know what happend with the 0.5%)
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Guess I must be that bit different around here....

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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Guess I must be that bit different around here....


BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe



And....?
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Originally posted by spokey spokey wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Guess I must be that bit different around here....


BMW 635 owner and female...hehehehe



And....?

lol, careful spokey, could be dangerous

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?

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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?

I may as well write edited!!! here as I can't post a clean reply to this  

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Hmmm, if 2.2 is the average & Im getting my oats, then ...


...you must be a happy horse ?


I may as well write edited!!! here as I can't post a clean reply to this  



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