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Good job its after the watershed Horsey....or have you been on the claret again?

 
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I bet the CCTV operators were killing themselves with hysterics too 
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A long long time ago, in the distant past, I was home on leave, and was having a cuddle with my now wife in a deserted ( or so I thought), car park, at the shopping center in Briely Hill, west midlands.

A nice, but red faced security guard rapped on the window, and said "ere mate, you couldnt go and do that somewhere else could you, our controllers getting on a bit, and cant take the excitement".

 
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I take it then that there is a certain amount of truth in the rumour about Scots being a bit tight then???
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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Ah, the thousandth post. A historic moment, so!

 

and only fitting that it should be you to post it too, Ivan   cos if not for you, this thread wouldn't have been started 

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I wonder what their excuse to the copper was.
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The police who attended the, erm, incident nearly crashed with laughter...
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This may make you smile

http://www.skylineowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10226
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

In the immortal words of a poster I saw in a pub last night:

"When faced with two evils, I take the one I've never tried"

 

That'd be Technical Know WHO then?

remember its not what you know, but who you know 

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Y e e e s s s . . .

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Originally posted by Floody Floody wrote:

Just been told I must go to bed


Speaking of which, this must surely be short and to the point....

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That was on Rail Cops tonight...they captured the whole thing on CCTV.
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Time for bed, said Zebedee......
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Originally posted by Nigel Nigel wrote:

This may make you smile


http://www.skylineowners.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10226

Nigel, you aren't hankering after a Skyline are you??
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Ah, the thousandth post. A historic moment, so!

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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I wonder what their excuse to the copper was.

"sorry officer, it is a bit dark in here and I got my savaloy muddled up"

 
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Originally posted by kevin kevin wrote:

The police who attended the, erm, incident nearly crashed with laughter...

Bet they wished they had just red lights flashing instead of blue...
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written by gary, of scottish region fame, on the issue of is it worth joining the BMWCC. 

"Go on you know you want to. It's only £35, you've pobably puke up more on a Saturday night". 

I thought I'd share this little gem with you all, as you may miss the original in the scottish regional forum !!

Absolutely brilliant lol
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Sorry guy's I've got to page forty but have to go home now, will catch up in morning
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Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Y e e e s s s . . .

 

You should feel deeply honoured, Ivan 

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