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thepits
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Australians do |
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Cats know your every thought.
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Rhys
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Haven't thought about it - depends which hand I hold the spoon in. ..on a similar thought - which hand do you use to wipe you behind? |
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thepits
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Ha-ha - another oldie but goodie |
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540 V8
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Actually, thats when they empty the bath, the water goes anti-clockwise. Mike
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540 V8
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Actually, you just made me think about it, and yes I do! I have tried stirring it clockwise but find it's like writing left handed, i.e. I look like a pleb and end up with a mess everywhere!! Mike |
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Misty Morning
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"Goodie" and "behind" sounds like another thread to me |
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gjoconnor92
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Don't use sugar. I am sweet enough |
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Gerard O'Connor
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thepits
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ok - back to the normal type of posts..........
Joe is sitting on a train across from a |
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thepits
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and...........
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540 V8
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PITSY! I never for one minute knew you had such filth in your mind! Well done! nice one Mike |
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Horsetan
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Think I can top that: Recipe for Love Cake INGREDIENTS: 2 laughing eyes 2 well shaped legs 2 loving arms 2 firm milk containers 2 nuts 1 fur lined mixing bowl 1 firm banana METHOD: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed (for best results continue to knead milk containers). 5. As heat rises plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts. Leave to soak, preferably not overnight 6. The cake is done when the banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. PS: If it is an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils before and after use. DO NOT LICK BOWL AFTER USE. IF THE
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steven.seed
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One from down under. Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher |
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steven.seed
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And if you didn't like the cricket one, A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up |
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1998 E36 318iS Saloon
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Rossi
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nice one steven..
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robmw750
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Steve .....Superb !
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? |
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Dave Ryle
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw |
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IamSpartacus
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Son to father: "Dad,is a Ferrari a red car with a small horse on the back?" Father: "Thats right, but why do you ask?" Son: "I think theres one trying to pass us on the right..."
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Rossi
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what people will do for extra horsepower..tutt tutt..
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Horsetan
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^^ That makes sense: it's rear-driven. |
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dryle
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape....................................................... ....... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
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Dave Ryle
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -- George Bernard Shaw |
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