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spokey 
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Offensive and obnoxious tub of lard
Joined: 02-March-2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 1948
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 Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:04 |
That ******* ad for the VW Polo with the tiny people and the cat. I keep wishing that the cat would get that smug ***** and eat her, or even better torture her to death.
And those ****** ******* adverts for mobile ring tones and games and ****. I wish they'd all just **** *** and ***. 
I'm ready for my Valium now nurse.
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Ciao,
Spokey
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 05-May-2004 at 23:08 |
 spokey wrote:
I'm ready for my Valium now nurse. |
(in the type of voice used for geriatric relatives)
We're going out later.....
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Peter Fenwick
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Joined: 27-August-2003
Location: Lost somewhere in time...
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Points: 6484
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 09:29 |
Spokey,
Ever though of anger management?
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
Status: Offline
Points: 15508
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 09:38 |
on the flip side of the annoying adverts, I think Carlsberg do great ones. I like the current ones. Just waiting for the new one where they say "Carlsberg don't make cars but if they did then they would probably be BMWs" 
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 10:23 |
Peter Fenwick wrote:
Spokey,
Ever though of anger management? |
He already has anger management via old videos of "One Foot In The Grave"...
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
Status: Offline
Points: 15508
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 10:30 |
Peter Fenwick wrote:
Spokey,
Ever though of anger management?
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Just sing "Im so happy" like in the Adam Sandler film!
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 11:13 |
kbannon wrote:
Peter Fenwick wrote:
Spokey,
Ever though of anger management?
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Just sing "Im so happy" like in the Adam Sandler film! |
Bobby McFerren's "Don't Worry, Be Happy" might be a better bet... 
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
Status: Offline
Points: 15508
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 11:32 |
other annoying tv adverts:
* most car insurance adverts - especially the one on satellite tv where they want to quote me happy (as if!)
* womens hygene adverts - I don't care how much blue liquid they soak up!!! (despite years of trying, most men are still uncomfortable with them)
* nappies - they try their hardest to capture child abusers but think it is alright to show a babys bum on tv?!?!?!
* diet coke adverts - if it was the other way around and men were oogling women then there would be war!
* banking adverts - do you mean to say you are not going to screw us? That would be a first.
* solicitors adverts (again on satellite) - won't say anymore!
* adverts where everyone is so happy - this doesn't happen!!!
ok - I'll stop ranting
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor
Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE
1997 E39 523i
2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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spokey
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Offensive and obnoxious tub of lard
Joined: 02-March-2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 1948
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 12:04 |
Peter Fenwick wrote:
Spokey,
Ever though of anger management? |
No, I ******* haven't. I've heard it's a load of ******** and a complete ****** waste of ****** time. 
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Ciao,
Spokey
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Peter Fenwick
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Joined: 27-August-2003
Location: Lost somewhere in time...
Status: Offline
Points: 6484
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 12:28 |
Spokey,
I think you may have issues!
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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spokey
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Offensive and obnoxious tub of lard
Joined: 02-March-2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 1948
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 12:40 |
Peter Fenwick wrote:
Spokey,
I think you may have issues! |
Just call me Stan.
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Ciao,
Spokey
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 06-May-2004 at 13:31 |
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I suspect the "asterisk" key might be due for replacement soon...
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IamSpartacus
Moderator Group
Joined: 21-November-2002
Location: Singapore
Status: Offline
Points: 3625
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Posted: 11-May-2004 at 11:33 |
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As will Nigel's EDIT button!!
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Peter Fenwick
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Joined: 27-August-2003
Location: Lost somewhere in time...
Status: Offline
Points: 6484
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Posted: 11-May-2004 at 13:53 |
Derek M5 wrote:
As will Nigel's EDIT button!! |
Ah the power of the edit button.
Don't you just love to be in control Nigel!
Hang on wasn't that line from a british gas advert.....................
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 11-May-2004 at 14:14 |
Peter Fenwick wrote:
Don't you just love to be in control Nigel!
Hang on wasn't that line from a british gas advert..................... |
...with Bob Hoskins, and other expensive celebs...
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Nigel
Moderator Group
Joined: 09-November-2002
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Posted: 11-May-2004 at 22:14 |
I look a bit like bob hoskins !!!!
The edit button is safe lads, its a nice little software one Killian has drawn for me.........so no worries lol
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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