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mattman
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Points: 64
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Topic: Bit of fun - Are you a Pikey? Posted: 26-April-2004 at 14:16 |
I know in theory, no one should qualify for this, the fact we own a BMW should automatically qualify us out, but this has been doing the rounds in the office, and its quite funny - whats your score?
http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html
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E36 318i SE
Get Outta My Way, I DO own the road!
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 14:53 |
Oh dear, I scored 11... which apparently means:
"11-15 Answers:
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A level standard."
I'll settle for "whiff of horse blanket"....
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mattman
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Joined: 31-March-2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 64
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 15:00 |
Just scraped a 10
6-10 Answers: You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on board" sticker from the back. You enojy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.
Not sure how good that is though!
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E36 318i SE
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Peter Fenwick
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Joined: 27-August-2003
Location: Lost somewhere in time...
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Points: 6484
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 15:19 |
I came out at 7 and yes I have owned a pet fish won at a funfair!
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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spokey
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Offensive and obnoxious tub of lard
Joined: 02-March-2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 1948
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 16:25 |
Six. Is that good or bad?
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Ciao,
Spokey
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IamSpartacus
Moderator Group
Joined: 21-November-2002
Location: Singapore
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Points: 3625
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 17:32 |
Got a five even with the fun fair fish & pot noodle fetish!
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Peter H
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Joined: 03-January-2004
Location: Worcestershire/Ost Bayern
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 18:30 |
Mmm 11, Think its a Naff Questionnaire anyway !!!!
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Das Wolperdinger
AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO
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MIKE 318IS
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 21-March-2004
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Points: 980
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 18:42 |
9 just in the 6 to 10
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CarlA
Really Senior Member I
BMWCC & Coupe Register Member
Joined: 27-March-2004
Location: Sheffield
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Points: 255
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 19:17 |
Like it
Scored a 5
Wish I could afford to travel by Taxi in London, always stuck on the hot tube after Midland Mainline!!
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Nick
Bavarian-Board Contributor
BMWCC Area Organiser Yorks & Humber
Joined: 21-October-2002
Location: God’s own county... Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1319
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 20:19 |
You are all snobs,
I scored 32.
.. I'll get my coat.
Nick
Croft'04
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Nigel
Moderator Group
Joined: 09-November-2002
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 20:36 |
I got 33 !!!!!!
Your right Nick, they are all snobs !!!
I dont know how anyone could get less than 16 in that.
Edited by Nigel
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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Peter Fenwick
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 22:17 |
Just had a look again and I actually scored 10! I would have scored more but I can't afford to eat in little chef and my girlfriend won't let me get a sausage dog draught excluder.
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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Nigel
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 23:04 |
I took the wife to a little chef once as I'd forgot to book anywhere for mothers day.
I neednt have botherd !!
I got just as much grief as if I hadnt taken her anywhere
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Best Wishes
Nigel
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ConeKiller
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Joined: 29-March-2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 66
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Posted: 26-April-2004 at 23:11 |
nineteen, for goodness sake, I'm an incurable pure-strain hedge-rat :(
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* share and enjoy *
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MattB106
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Joined: 04-April-2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 233
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Posted: 27-April-2004 at 08:06 |
Despite the lovely magic tree hanging in my car (see Events forum - castle combe thread) i scored a 5
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MattB
E36 328i Sport in silver
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barf
Senior Member I
Joined: 08-March-2004
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Posted: 27-April-2004 at 08:57 |
should i be embarrassed with 16? i often used to dream of sierra cosworths (moonstone rs500 will do) the wife has a swinging stinking tree in er car. suppose its better than sniffing the 3 week old nappies that are regularly found lurking!
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Peter Fenwick
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Posted: 27-April-2004 at 09:34 |
I still quite like the idea of owning a Sierra Cosworth. My first car that wasn't a banger was a Sierra and I've always had a soft spot for them.
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
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Posted: 27-April-2004 at 10:04 |
blonde jokes
A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blond for her driver's license. The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
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A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HellOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs"
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A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor. Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"
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A blonde goes into a casino and goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and got a coke and 30 cents change. She thought it was cool, so she went to the service desk and got 50 $1 dollar bills for a $50 bill. She went back to the machine and kept on doing this and finally she had all these sodas on the floor and all this change in her pocket. The manager came over and said, "If you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?" The blonde replied, "Winning!"
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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blond said, "These look like deer tracks." The other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table. John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the corn flakes back in the box."
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
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Posted: 27-April-2004 at 12:00 |
Don't cross-post, Killian!
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
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Location: 64 Zoo Lane
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Posted: 27-April-2004 at 14:20 |
I didn't - I just hijacked this thread!
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