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    Posted: 01-April-2014 at 14:24
Cats know your every thought.

But don't care.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-April-2014 at 15:59
Ah the good old BMW April Fools.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-April-2014 at 18:08
Originally posted by Andrew Rolland Andrew Rolland wrote:

April Fools.
?? WTF

Edited by thepits - 01-April-2014 at 18:09
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01-April-2014 at 20:13
When did you become a DAD Pitsy?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-April-2014 at 08:14
Every year BMW put out an add for something or other on 1st April.  Pitsy obviously fallen for that one!LOL
 
But as I'm about to become a dad, I have noticed that you can get a BMW MacLaren buggy, it has a BMW roundel too, it's also best part of ¬£300! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-April-2014 at 12:18
Originally posted by Andrew Rolland Andrew Rolland wrote:

But as I'm about to become a dad

I hadn't known. Congrats.
Your social life is now over!

When is Junior due?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-April-2014 at 13:51
Cheers K.
 
10th August.
 
Atleast I have a pratical 4 door family saloon with a large boot and Isofix in the rear seats, I'm sorted in the transport department.LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-April-2014 at 14:08
...plus vomit and nappy leakages can easily be cleaned off your leather!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02-April-2014 at 15:39
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

...plus vomit and nappy leakages can easily be cleaned off your leather!
 
Exactly! 
 
No need for a people carrier or an X1 or X3 or X5, thank Censored for that!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2014 at 12:36
Congratulations   
Originally posted by Andrew Rolland Andrew Rolland wrote:

10th August

Hmm, if you can persuade him/her to hang-on-in-there for a couple of days until the Glorious 12th he/she will share my birthdate - what an honour

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2014 at 17:03
Originally posted by Andrew Rolland Andrew Rolland wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

...plus vomit and nappy leakages can easily be cleaned off your leather!
 
Exactly! 
 
No need for a people carrier or an X1 or X3 or X5, thank Censored for that!


Killian should know - he's had plenty!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2014 at 19:47
Well Pitsy if he/she makes an early appearance they might share both mine and the wifes birthday.

Cheers Howard, how many has K got then?   He's got a practical 5 seat E39 so unless his better half has a bus he can't have than many.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04-April-2014 at 21:24
I don't remember exactly but I have a feeling that its more than two.
I have not visited Ireland for a few years. Perhaps I may do this year.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-April-2014 at 11:39
I've just the two nippers.

Wife has a Seat Leon but as ours are 10 and 7, the risk of projectile vomiting or brown nappies are very low!

Oh, and prepare to become involved in conversations about vomit, wee and poo without thinking its strange.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06-April-2014 at 18:30
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Oh, and prepare to become involved in conversations about vomit, wee and poo without thinking its strange.


The wife is a GP so I regularly hear about such things, usually when we are having dinner.

Your youngest in 7! I remember you talking about him arriving!!!! Can't be that long ago....although, I've owned an E60 for nearly 7 years now right enough! Um er time flies!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-April-2014 at 17:23
Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I've just the two nippers.


Sorry Killian, but as its at least 3 years since we last met, I assumed some additions.
As they say - two is company and three is a crowd.
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