NSFW: Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!

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 A Romanian man needed some help after his �great idea� started to feel not so great. He had super glued his condom to his penis.
The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn�t
want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using
condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici�s wife bought were a bit
�roomy�.
The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new
condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.
They used superglue to glue the condom to the man�s penis. This did
not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms,
so they thought.
After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn�t
come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these
people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the
local medical clinic for help.
One of the nurses said: �He even said that he thought the condom
could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so
he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.

feckin eejit!

Edited by kbannon