5 Germans and an Italian...

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   Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An
Italian police officer stops them and says:

"Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"

"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks.

"Quattro means a four!" the policeman answers.

"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German
shouts..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"

The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence! !!"

"Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."  

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	Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. An Italian police officer stops them and says: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!" "Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" the German driver asks. "Quattro means a four!" the policeman answers. "Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German shouts..."Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!" "You canta pulla thata one on me!" says the Italian policeman. "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!" The German driver gets mad and shouts "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence! !!" "Sorry" the Italian says, "He canta comea . He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."
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