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    Posted: 17-October-2006 at 20:42
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...006002,00.html


just wait for the thick bi**h to kick in...


cover your dogs or cats ears as they will he hoooooooowlin 
 
 
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not linking to page!and I so feel like a good cry at the moment! 
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Cant find the song, but found this as a WARNING!!!

BE warned: Peter Andre and Jordan's appalling new duet is four minutes and twenty-two seconds of your life you will never get back.

A recording of the Australian singer and his ultra-tanned bimbo wife singing A Whole New World has been doing the industry email rounds in recent days.

Apparently set to end up on a Christmas covers album in the UK, the tabloid couple ramble tragically through the song they danced to at their wedding last year.

Andre, who can sing, begins the theme song to Aladdin in decent fashion but when Jordan chimes in with her high-pitched, off tune karaoke, you would swear an animal was being attacked.

It's the last thing anyone would want for Christmas, although if teamed with a six-pack of Diet Coke it could make for the ultimate prank gift.

Earlier this month, Jordan revealed in an interview with Elle magazine that Andre's tanning secret is to slather himself in Diet Coke before sunbathing to increase his perma-tan while keeping insects away at the same time.

CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE me thinks...



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wish I hadn't, but I found it....click the mp3 logo.....

http://graphics.news.com.au/multimedia/2006/061016_peterAndr eAndJordan/index_popup.html

 cats wailing..., dogs barking... oooooouuuchhh my ears!



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote nero Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17-October-2006 at 22:23

Rossi - you saddo for searching out the correct link and me for attempting to listen to it 

Maybe it is another internet game - post your time of how long you listened to it before switching it off

My time 1:34 - just after she joined in

Speaking of Jordan,

 





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I think I'll give this 'song' a miss!
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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

you saddo for searching out the correct link and me for attempting to listen to it 

Maybe it is another internet game - post your time of how long you listened to it before switching it off

My time 1:34 - just after she joined in

I though that was someone strangling a cat!! That is truely tuneless...



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I'd rather rub my nether regions on a cheesegrater than listen to Jorden singing - but that's just my opinion..

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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

Maybe it is another internet game - post your time of how long you listened to it before switching it off

My time 1:34 - just after she joined in

I win this game too. 1:35 - just when she says "unbelievable", which it really is.

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I have have never ever, ever in my life laughed till I cried so much, my sides are hurting and I have tears streaming down my face. Where are the smelling salts!!

I have saved it to cheer me up when I'm really low because I can garantee, no matter how bad I feel, I will never be as bad as that!  LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Jesus christ!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote thepits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20-October-2006 at 22:48

It was played tonight on BBC - HIGNFY

apparently they now claim it isn't them?

got to admit, now i've heard it in glorious stereo, they could be right -

it's much too good!

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ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!!!! made me  with laughter
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