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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Its all part of protecting ourselves. Soon we plan on bringing in a system whereby you call a number and get a security code off us before you can register.

Ah, yes, but, how do you know its me that's calling you?

Before I can get my security number, surely you have to ask me loads, and loads, of questions? such as: -

place of birth

mothers maiden name

date of birth,

inside leg measurement

favourite colour

name of my dog/cat/goldfish/rabbit (delete as appropriate)

and..........

 

how do I know it's you I'm calling?

 
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I will know! Its one of the advantages of being God!

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You’ve took that too far man!!!

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Sorry to hijack this thread again, but I want to go back to the acronyms.

I just found an old “t” shirt the wife had made for me this morning and her acronym is “BMW”.

To her it means “BITE MA WANG”, this is what she says to me when we’re driving around and I see a nice BMW and as I start to talk that’s what she says!!!!!!!!

Roughly translated to layman terms, bite ma wang means,

 

“Please desist in talking to me regarding this subject, I am a woman and care nothing for your inane endless drivel which you find so interesting, I like shopping, clothes and shoes and do not care about Mitchelin pilot sports, Hamann shinny bits or carbon fibre, if you persist with this line of conversation I will be forced to impale your skull with a bread knife”   
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Originally posted by Black Betty Black Betty wrote:

Sorry to hijack this thread again, but I want to go back to the acronyms.

I just found an old “t” shirt the wife had made for me this morning and her acronym is “BMW”.

To her it means “BITE MA WANG”, this is what she says to me when we’re driving around and I see a nice BMW and as I start to talk that’s what she says!!!!!!!!

Roughly translated to layman terms, bite ma wang means,

“Please desist in talking to me regarding this subject, I am a woman and care nothing for your inane endless drivel which you find so interesting, I like shopping, clothes and shoes and do not care about Mitchelin pilot sports, Hamann shinny bits or carbon fibre, if you persist with this line of conversation I will be forced to impale your skull with a bread knife”


Well that brightened up my morning
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You’ve took that too far man!!!

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Good innit!!!!!!!

see the guff my head comes up with when i've got a hangover!!!!!
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I guess you have to buy sliced bread then 
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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I will know! Its one of the advantages of being God!

Ah, but, there you go, you're wrong.

You only Think you're God, whereas SWMBO Know's she's God.

 

Remember "When God created man she was only joking"

 

(or, put another way - before you create the perfect object, you always first make a prototype)  
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Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

I will know! Its one of the advantages of being God!

Quick joke - oldie but goodie

Quote After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and
 He doesn t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
 standing on the curb.
 
 "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take
your seat so we can leave?"
 
 "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
 drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
 
 "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
 
 And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing
 he'd never gone to work that morning.
 
 "There might be something extra in it for you, "says the Pope.
 
 Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
 behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
 the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
 
 "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
 the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
 
 "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
 
 The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
 approaches,but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on
 the radio.
 
 "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
 
 The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped
 a limo going a hundred and five.
 
 "So bust him," says the Chief.
 
 "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.
 
 The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
 
 "No, I mean really important," said the cop.
 
 The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
 
 Cop: "Bigger."
 
 Chief: "Governor?"
 
 Cop: "Bigger."
 
 "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
 
 Cop: "I think it's God!"
 
 Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
 
 Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!!"





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lol  the old ones are the best nero..
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Originally posted by RossiS RossiS wrote:

lol  the old ones are the best nero..

you talking about the joke, or ....

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Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

you talking about the joke, or ....

Deffo spending waaayy too much time with the horse!
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Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Originally posted by kbannon kbannon wrote:

Its all part of protecting ourselves. Soon we plan on bringing in a system whereby you call a number and get a security code off us before you can register.

Ah, yes, but, how do you know its me that's calling you?

Before I can get my security number, surely you have to ask me loads, and loads, of questions? such as: -

place of birth

mothers maiden name

date of birth,

inside leg measurement

favourite colour

name of my dog/cat/goldfish/rabbit (delete as appropriate)

and..........

 

how do I know it's you I'm calling?

 



You mst also send in a set of fingerprints and a DNA Sample, though driving a BMW is optional!
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Originally posted by Aidan316i Aidan316i wrote:

 You must also send in a set of fingerprints and a DNA Sample,

No problem - what's the e-mail address?

takingthepiss@bmw-board.co.uk ?

 

 

Originally posted by Aidan316i Aidan316i wrote:

though driving a BMW is optional!

shurely shum mishtake?

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Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

how do I know it's you I'm calling?

thepits - how do I know it is you that posted the above

It's getting like those old Spy Films, where when the spys met they had a special phrase

<1st spy> The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon.
<2nd spy> It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey.
<1st spy> But it is provided with fins for swimming.

<2nd spy> Llamas are larger than frogs.  





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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

how do I know it's you I'm calling?
thepits - how do I know it is you that posted the above

 

 

You don't!

It could be .....................

 

................ Jeff!

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Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

You don't!

It could be .....................

 

................ Jeff!

zippy, bungle or George, who knows

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Originally posted by RossiS RossiS wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

You don't! It could be .................................... Jeff!
zippy, bungle or George, who knows

Oh no, I'm definitely Jeff. see?
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Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Oh no, I'm definitely Jeff. see?

Congratulations, but why are you here?

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no, if you were jeff you'd have 'Life should be all about fun and friendship - let's ensure we all work to that mantra ' as your sig
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