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    Posted: 28-July-2006 at 00:30
well I'm not suprised Stephen didn't understand it as he's English (sorry sweary filter failed to work there)

I wish the chippies down here did haggis suppers as well (had a deep fried pizza in Inveraray - very nice)

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Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

eh?

Dundonian - A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

English Translation - A person from Dundee, goes into the local pie shop (Wallaces) for a Scotch Pie and 2 Bridies (it's something similar to a pasty, which comes in two varieties) - a plain one and an onion one as well

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Originally posted by stephenperry stephenperry wrote:

Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

eh?

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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

eh?

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A didny think it hud changed that mutch....maybe it hus...
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Originally posted by muppet 2 muppet 2 wrote:

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Hey jist think if see aw keep tokin lit this thay'll no unnnerston is...y'no it's nae wunner they canny git tae grip wi the Glasga lingo.

Richt so hoo kin pit sum uther waffle tae aw this..

your not  origionally from glasgow , are you

 

Yip....well boarn ther but moovd tae a wee village called Inchinnan (ootside Ersikine, or jist up fae renfra) in the 60's.

Ahh, that's why the accent has changed then
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Originally posted by nero nero wrote:

Another Dundonian goes into Wallaces Cake Shop - he points at a cake and ask "Is that a doughnut or a meringue" the assistant replies "No you're right its a doughnut"

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Originally posted by bm24v bm24v wrote:

Hey jist think if see aw keep tokin lit this thay'll no unnnerston is...y'no it's nae wunner they canny git tae grip wi the Glasga lingo.

Richt so hoo kin pit sum uther waffle tae aw this..

your not  origionally from glasgow , are you

 

Yip....well boarn ther but moovd tae a wee village called Inchinnan (ootside Ersikine, or jist up fae renfra) in the 60's.
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Originally posted by tonybmw tonybmw wrote:

Were do u get them from neil hahaha

They are so old, that I was told them when I was a boy

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Were do u get them from neil hahaha

Not from here



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Were do u get them from neil hahaha
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Another Dundonian goes into Wallaces Cake Shop - he points at a cake and ask "Is that a doughnut or a meringue" the assistant replies "No you're right its a doughnut"

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 top class nero mate now ya have put me in the mood for a Peh n a bridie we ingins it it tae
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A Dundonian goes into Wallaces Peh shop for a peh and two bridies - a plain yin and a ninging ning an ah

 





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Very true there Swordfish_bite any more peeps ?
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missed out the one were its wierd but your only scotish if you can

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I min it jist a wee hinggie that sat doon on ma erse n got ma nogin workin oot n blethered it aw oot
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ya belter, thas a braw wee post there bud, like.

Where did tha cum frae then, like? Is it yer ain yin? If it is, like, thas cool..
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Humorous enough, but I'm astonished that the Scottish Tourist Board haven't signed you up.  What a superb advert for independence you are.  English independence.

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