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    Posted: 21-July-2003 at 22:49
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH M CARS - APOLOGIES


dave wins a load on the lottery and goes on a luxury cruise - i mean LUXURY - loads of top stars on there.
Anyway - ship hits reef, sinks, Dave swims to desert island - as he nears the shore he sees a woman struggling in the water - Demi Moore!!! He grabs her , saves her from certain death and somehow gets the both of them to a desert island.
Demi is beside herself - so grateful - 'Dave I will do anyhthing for you - I'll cook, clean, tend to your tired limbs, be your sex slave - ANYTHING. Well, for weeks this was an idyllic existence for dave (I won't go into the details - you can imagine - well I can imagine anyway). but then Demi saw that Dave was becoming a little less than usually responsive to her sexual advances.
'What up Dave, don't you find me horny anymore?'
'Well its not that....'
' What then dave, I've told you I'll do anything you desire'
'Anything?'
'Anything!'
' Would you....no I cuold ask'
'Dave for goodness sake you saved my life - we will be found soon, we won't be together forever - what do you want me to do?'
'Well would you put on my trousers, and, and, paint on a moustache like my friend Andy and come round from behind that palm tree and say "Dave, hey, its me Andy, what you been up to"
'Are you sure thats all you wnat me to do? says Demi
' Yes please'
so Demi does as required, walkes from behind the tree and says 'Dave what you been up to?'
dave says....


'Andy - GUESS WHO I'M ***GGING?!?!'
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21-July-2003 at 23:52
Pottsy,
Good to see your rubbish joke has been moved off the M-forum.
How was the kebab?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2003 at 22:06
all the better for the trophy news thankyou.

So, bought the flat, sold an M3, when are the wedding bells?
And how come the joke re-appeared with your reply or is it just me who can see it?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22-July-2003 at 23:48
its a public forum - we all can see it. The joke was moved as it was not relevant to M Powered cars!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-July-2003 at 01:10
Err....no wedding bells yet. How then could I afford big brakes and new suspension?
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