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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 09:15
No diarrhoea as yet, so I'll head home and put me bob the builder & old McDonald hats on and continue in my quest to finish the house and breed the worlds first kosher pork....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 10:00

Originally posted by Derek M5 Derek M5 wrote:

...and breed the worlds first kosher pork....
hmm, we may have a problem here Derek

a definition of breed = www.kvadrata.net/breed i.e. to create

a definition of kosher = http://http://www.brainydictionary.com/words/ko/kosher182854 .html i.e. to kill

aren't we a bit at odds here?

 

Even before we introduce a pig (my life already)

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 10:44

I was thinking along the lines of Leon the Pig Farmer and his successful attempt at creating a cross between a pig and a sheep prompted by the picture on the easter joke post - I'll be trying to introduce a rabbit to one of our more amenable chickens to see if we can get the easter egg business off the ground at the same time!!!

Anyhoo last day tomorrow so I'd better head off to get some food down me gullet before the leaving drinks begin or things could get messy!!!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 11:58

Meanwhile, in an office in Kilburn.....

 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 12:00

Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Meanwhile, in an office in Kilburn...

some-ones had a weird message from their computer.........

now, where's her any key?



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 12:45
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now, where's her any key?



just feel about mate, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 13:03
Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:


now, where's her any key?



just feel about mate, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later.

I'd have chosen the word "stumble", rather than "come".....


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 13:14
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

now, where's her any key?

just feel about mate, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later.
I'd have chosen the word "stumble", rather than "come".....
Derek'd be no good to ask for help - he hasn't mastered his 'escape' key yet
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28-September-2005 at 13:19
Originally posted by Horsetan Horsetan wrote:

Originally posted by billgates e30 billgates e30 wrote:

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:


now, where's her any key?


just feel about mate, i'm sure you'll come across it sooner or later.


I'd have chosen the word "stumble", rather than "come".....



oops, never noticed that
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 02:24

Originally posted by thepits thepits wrote:

Derek'd be no good to ask for help - he hasn't mastered his 'escape' key yet

Why would ye be wanting to escape????

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 03:53
morning people, these lazy late starts are great....shame i don;t get more of them
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:00
Good morning Chris

Hows the later starter this bright and cheerful morning?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:04
not bad, just wish the late start was even later
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:10
Don't we all lol

Derek is alright, he is a part timer hehehe

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:30
Not at all!, At this point, I'm a short timer.... 2hrs & 1 minute to go!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 04:31
Morning Derek...didn't see you creeping in...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:09
snuck in whe no one was looking as ever!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:18
Its cold but sunny here...although I bet it is going to rain before the day is out, been doing that for a couple of weeks now...lulling you into a false sense of security then drowing you in a mini monsoon..

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:19
sounds about right, dark skies here, but heading south in the morning so I don't care..........
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29-September-2005 at 05:24
I'm heading way way way south in 75 days time...and I cannot wait
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