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Rhys
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Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
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Points: 10053
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 11:57 |
Groan....!
Getting a bit below the belt methinks, be careful now or Nigel may lock it.
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Points: 6381
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Posted: 10-September-2005 at 11:44 |
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speedy
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Joined: 04-April-2005
Location: Chesham, buckinghamshire
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Points: 534
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 15:01 |
Eh yup, i don't post on this topic for a while and on my return there's talk of pen is
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes!
Joined: 28-February-2005
Location: Galway
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Points: 4161
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 12:08 |
For the dirty minded amongst you, it says "Pen is stuck". Someone dropped their biro into the printer causing it to break down.
Reminds me of when I lost my car keys in a printer at work!!!
Edited by Fey!
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mell
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Joined: 07-July-2004
Location: up in the clouds far far away
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 05:20 |
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Horsetan
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 04:26 |
mell wrote:
...their penis... |
The Pen is....mightier than the sword
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mell
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Location: up in the clouds far far away
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Posted: 09-September-2005 at 02:40 |
cause they think with their penis and not their head!!
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stephenperry
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Location: Elgin
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:36 |
sharon.... wrote:
some men die b4 coz we catch them in bed wiv som1 eles |
maybe you should ask why they felt the need to go elsewhere
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Horsetan
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:15 |
sharon.... wrote:
some men die b4 coz we catch them in bed wiv som1 eles |
Speak for yourself!
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sharon....
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Joined: 03-May-2005
Location: walsall
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:13 |
some men die b4 coz we catch them in bed wiv som1 eles
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look....cut the cr4p and show us ya willy
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Horsetan
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:13 |
Fey! wrote:
Men die younger due to too much nagging. |
"Down with this type of thing!"
"Careful now!"
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes!
Joined: 28-February-2005
Location: Galway
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 18:07 |
Men die younger due to too much nagging.
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mell
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 17:50 |
why do women die b4 men?
cause we choose to
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Horsetan
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 15:26 |
Rhys wrote:
...The biggest problem would be 'have I remembred to put fresh batteries in my camera' and 'have I just damaged my lens'
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....or "did I remember to remove the lens cap from the lens?"
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Horsetan
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 15:25 |
Fey! wrote:
....And how did they end up called "Woman"? To put Wo(e) onto Man! |
Why did God make Man before he created Woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to make Man!
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 14:55 |
Well Derek, I have a degree in advertising and reportag photgraphy - so my answer would be to use a fast black and white film so as to not get a blurred image as he splashes franticly about, then develop (ID 11 would be fine) for a bit of contrast to bring out the expression on his face as I whack him on the head with my Nikon as he tries to grab at my trouser leg..
The biggest problem would be 'have I remembred to put fresh batteries in my camera' and 'have I just damaged my lens'
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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IamSpartacus
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Joined: 21-November-2002
Location: Singapore
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Points: 3625
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 10:06 |
OK Peeps, it's Flyday already so I'm off to Schipol. Have a great weekend!
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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IamSpartacus
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Joined: 21-November-2002
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 06:37 |
This test only has one question, but it's a very mportant one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features and unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to make a career shooting photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer... somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.
It's George W Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under ... forever.
You have two options - you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the worlds most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
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Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?
Edited by Derek M5
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Fey!
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Funs over, Scotty; beam down my clothes!
Joined: 28-February-2005
Location: Galway
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 06:37 |
Anyone know the definition of Wife? Wash, Iron, Fornicate, Etc.!
Why do you always have a window in front of a sink? So the missus has a view while she's washing up.
Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink.
And how did they end up called "Woman"? To put Wo(e) onto Man!
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Horsetan
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Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
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Posted: 08-September-2005 at 05:08 |
Nigel wrote:
I'll be ok, she gave up years ago lol |
...as did the rest of your family!?
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