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Goldryder 
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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 Posted: 25-April-2005 at 03:34 |
"Remind me again...which lever is the on/off one?"
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 07:24 |
 So thats left at the next junction, straight on for 10 miles then land after the lights?
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IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 07:29 |
Show me the way to go home, Ise tired and I want to go to bed....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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BMWE34sport
Really Senior Member I
Joined: 30-April-2004
Location: Hertfordshire
Status: Offline
Points: 353
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 10:26 |
Ermmmm can someone tell the captain he may have a trickly landing at dallas
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 10:33 |
when I said lower the landing gear, I didn't meen that far..
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 10:37 |
Open wide and say 'AHHHHHHH'
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 10:44 |
..and here we have fitted our new anti-terrorist device, a giant airbag.
Edited by Rhys
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate
J Reg Saab 900i 16v
'63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe
R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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StuB
Senior Member II
Z Head
Joined: 13-May-2004
Location: Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 224
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 10:45 |
I'm terribly sorry sir, we can't find anything wrong on the fault diagnosis, but we did change the brake discs. Would you like another coffee sir? Sir?
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Boost baby, BOOST!
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 11:18 |
OK OK no need to be quite as quick as Button...
er..I fink I forgot to put the brakes on...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 11:37 |
I don't know...I go out for a nice quiet Sunday drive and this happens...I didn't even see it coming...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 11:48 |
 What do you mean, you could'nt find the jack and you had a flat tyre
 What do you mean, this is the M1, Heathrow is the next Junction......
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IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 11:49 |
 Quick, get the tools out, those alloys will fit this!
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IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 11:56 |
Own up...who has been practising their darts on my nose?
Edited by Goldryder
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:00 |
 Told you to stay away from the one in front, he had a vindaloo last night!
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IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:01 |
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:09 |
 Goldryder wrote:
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Must have been one hell of a blow-back..  |
Thats egg fried rice for you!
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IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:12 |
This one is from Rhys..he too lazy to do it himself...
oooops...I think the airbag failed...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:13 |
rubberknees50 wrote:
Goldryder wrote:
[Must have been one hell of a blow-back.. |
Thats egg fried rice for you! |
Not egg flied rice?????
That made a right chop suey out of that, didn't it....
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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rubberknees50
Really Senior Member II
Does it have chrome bumpers?
Joined: 26-July-2004
Location: Telford, Shropshire
Status: Offline
Points: 1074
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:21 |
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Ah so, honalable member
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IanT
E28 528, E23 735
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-April-2005 at 12:23 |
erm...my fire engine is playing dead...
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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