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Does it have chrome bumpers?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-April-2005 at 07:24
So thats left at the next junction, straight on for 10 miles then land after the lights?
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"Remind me again...which lever is the on/off one?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25-April-2005 at 03:32


"'onestly occifer" hic "I ain't been drinking" hic " I didn't park it like that" hic
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Captain to co-pilot "Remind me NEVER to park this this thing overnight again"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 19:56

Dammit, those guys from Pimp My Ride got their filthy mitts on it first!!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 19:46

..you go and park up for a couple of minutes, and some chav goes and nicks one of the engines.. I's probably gaffa taped to the back of a nova by now!!
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"erm...Houston, erm...we have a problem, someone has nicked one of the engines"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 17:18
This is all far from plane sailing......

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The all new 2005 Irish Simulator
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I wonder if Boeings can breed....?
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Does it have chrome bumpers?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 11:51

I said I wanted TINTED screen, not SPLINTERED screen!
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Does it have chrome bumpers?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 11:49
Where the hell is the fuel filler cap on these?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 11:48
 
But you said put the nose down....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24-April-2005 at 02:47


Overweight nose job...mmmmmm..wonder who that might be...




Someone go find Nigel....he's nicked the keys again!
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anything you can do..we can do better!

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Instructer to trainee "I told you to wait til AFTER take-off before you practice aerobatics"






I dare any traffic warden to ticket this....






Pass me the yellow pages, we need a double glazing company....QUICKLY!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 20:08

when oil prices soared, some companies took fuel saving a bit too seriously..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 17:19



Air dried self tan, anyone?

With bonus sandblasting free
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 17:17


The American Synchronised Flying Corps Reunion
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23-April-2005 at 17:16
What was that handle you said not to touch, you know, the ejection one......
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