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stephenperry
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Joined: 20-April-2004
Location: Elgin
Status: Offline
Points: 7213
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Topic: Another Caption Competition! Posted: 08-September-2004 at 14:32 |
<beep! beep! beep! bzzzzrt!> "Got ya, you Martian git!"
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2007 Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCI Titanium X Auto
1983 Ford Sierra XR4i
2000 Alpina B10 3.3 #118
1999 BMW 323Ci
1995 BMW 318i SE
1994 Vauxhall Omega 2.0 GLS
1995 Ford Mondeo 1.8 LX
1990 Honda Concerto 1.6 EX
1986 Ford Orion 1.6 GL
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Firefly
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Peter H
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 03-January-2004
Location: Worcestershire/Ost Bayern
Status: Offline
Points: 927
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Posted: 08-September-2004 at 15:22 |
New mobile office option for 5 series
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Das Wolperdinger
AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO
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kenny
Senior Member II
Joined: 03-June-2004
Location: Scotland
Status: Offline
Points: 214
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Posted: 08-September-2004 at 16:12 |
"and if i press this button the scenery changes to snow".
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Alive.........but for how long?
1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather
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kenny
Senior Member II
Joined: 03-June-2004
Location: Scotland
Status: Offline
Points: 214
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Posted: 08-September-2004 at 16:12 |
James Bond had clearly let himself go between missions.
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Alive.........but for how long?
1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather
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kenny
Senior Member II
Joined: 03-June-2004
Location: Scotland
Status: Offline
Points: 214
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Posted: 08-September-2004 at 16:13 |
Beats taking the wife in the car!
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Alive.........but for how long?
1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather
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kbannon
Admin Group
E39 525i Sport Individual
Joined: 09-October-2002
Location: 64 Zoo Lane
Status: Offline
Points: 15508
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 04:22 |
the all new and improved BMW i-drive system
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Current: 2009 E60 520d "Sport" tractor Previous: 1989 E30 320i SE 1997 E39 523i 2003 E39 525i Sport Individual
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IamSpartacus
Moderator Group
Joined: 21-November-2002
Location: Singapore
Status: Offline
Points: 3625
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 05:36 |
early versions of HUD proved too cumbersome for mass market
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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BMWE34sport
Really Senior Member I
Joined: 30-April-2004
Location: Hertfordshire
Status: Offline
Points: 353
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 08:00 |
The new iMAC now with free BMW !!
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1991 525 Sport
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 12:25 |
Steven tries out Microsoft's new mobile office suite..
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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kenny
Senior Member II
Joined: 03-June-2004
Location: Scotland
Status: Offline
Points: 214
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 12:30 |
Bond couldnt help but feel that Q's work had slipped in previous months.
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Alive.........but for how long?
1999 V E46 318se Black with grey leather
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 12:56 |
...can't use my mobile , but no one said I couldn't use e-mail...
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Horsetan
Really Senior Member II
Say Neigh to Gatsos
Joined: 11-April-2003
Location: Please let it be Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 6381
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Posted: 09-September-2004 at 17:09 |
stephenperry wrote:
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Dieter couldn't help thinking, as he tried the new "Blackberry", that he'd been sold a pup....
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Daz
Really Senior Member II
Joined: 03-August-2004
Location: Dubai
Status: Offline
Points: 1497
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Posted: 14-September-2004 at 08:27 |
iDrive version3
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2009 E92 M3 - Milltek
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 14-September-2004 at 11:02 |
...just don't ask where my secretary is, (oooh, slow down!!
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Badger 540
Really Senior Member I
Joined: 23-October-2003
Location: West Midlands
Status: Offline
Points: 451
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Posted: 14-September-2004 at 11:04 |
Right hand drive BMW's available for left handed mouse users !!
Andy West Midlands
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Badger540 West Midlands
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 16-September-2004 at 09:04 |
Those boffins at ///Alpine, whatever will they think of next..?
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Deathace
Really Senior Member I
Dont stick keys in electrical sockets.
Joined: 27-December-2003
Location: Norfolk
Status: Offline
Points: 333
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Posted: 21-September-2004 at 03:18 |
"I just hope the car doesn't BSOD as often as this computer does"
Russ
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1990 535i SE Auto Metallic Glacier Blue, Low Mileage,
M-Tech Bodykit, Full Leather & Various Custom Mods.
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Rhys
Moderator Group
Coffee addict...
Joined: 02-February-2003
Location: from the Latin locātiō
Status: Offline
Points: 10053
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Posted: 25-September-2004 at 19:19 |
BMW Car Club Chat.
goldryder says> bet that mew gprs tomtom thingy won't get you down here,..
stephenperry says> its snowing too heavy up here in Scotland, I'm snowed in..
goldryder says> ha, knew you wouldn't come, won't put kettle on then.. lol
..hahaha, 37 miles to Isle of Wight, this should be a laugh..
Edited by Rhys
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V reg Rustbucket Merc C220 Cdi estate J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped..
No BMW as yet...
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Goldryder
Bavarian-Board Contributor
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Joined: 02-April-2004
Location: Acomb, North Yorkshire
Status: Offline
Points: 5301
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Posted: 25-September-2004 at 19:22 |
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October 2-6 2008 - Houston, Texas - Long Distance Wedding
March 15-April 1 2009 - Transatlantic Cruise
October 10-25 2009 - China, Korea, Taiwan & Japan Cruise
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bermensch
Senior Member I
Joined: 14-April-2004
Location: Oswald Penitentiary
Status: Offline
Points: 112
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Posted: 25-September-2004 at 20:45 |
Where better than the Antarctic to
demonstrate BMW's new heatseeking missile guidance traffic obliterator
facility which is set to become a no-cost option on new uberpanzers
from next spring,.
"for illustrative purposes, we've targeted that porsche cayenne which
has been driving slowly and held us up in these freezing conditions for
a good hour or so" said dr. h'evil with a smile
"to prevent misuse & general abuse of this facility by the likes of
non-vip parking attendants etc, owners must first press F5, enter a
user specific password, scroll down and click ok to accept our
disclaimer, hold down hash for 3secs and then press enter to eliminate
the target and anything within an 80ft radius,.... or is it the ejector
seat.."
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