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    Posted: 09-September-2004 at 06:20

And they touring car sun strip things that cover about half the windscreen and all the drivers line of sight.

Tacky head light covers or even better home made ones with layers of tape.

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.. and you can look like a radio-controlled model car!

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Points: 9 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2004 at 18:24

What about a set of 4 point harnesses? Bolted to the roof?

How about a sun-roof? How come nobody's mentioned this? Preferably crooked, to one side and towards the back.....

Then get a CB arial, so you can't cruise into any car park without hitting it off a barrier......
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Points: 214 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08-September-2004 at 12:03

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

If it were mine id have paid to loose it


I wouldn't have one in the first place...that way I didn't have to try to lose it

The Nova can now be seen in many guises...usually as flower containers, tomato growing recepticles and garden sheds.....or in the front of a 4 mile queue of traffic being driven by a flatcap at 25 mph..can't see anything but the cap cos person behind wheels is very small..with the usual array of cushions and nodding beasts on the parcel shelf and the dream catcher dangling from the rear view mirror....

My first car was white VX Nova 1.2sx (I was young, niave, foolish, we all make mistakes, got to start somewhere etc). I left it pretty plane however had the bean can exhaust on it...............the shame!
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Points: 10053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2004 at 18:03
Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:


Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

If it were mine id have paid to loose it


I wouldn't have one in the first place...that way I didn't have to try to lose it

The Nova can now be seen in many guises...usually as flower containers,
tomato growing recepticles and garden sheds.....or in the front of a 4
mile queue of traffic being driven by a flatcap at 25 mph..can't see
anything but the cap cos person behind wheels is very small..with the
usual array of cushions and nodding beasts on the parcel shelf and the
dream catcher dangling from the rear view mirror....


Flatcaps are know to me as 'Stiffnecks', usually seen on a Sunday afternoon, wearing said flatcap, accompanied by perm haired wife (with blue rinse)
Sometimes seen in a Rover Metro as well.
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:19
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

If it were mine id have paid to loose it


I wouldn't have one in the first place...that way I didn't have to try to lose it

The Nova can now be seen in many guises...usually as flower containers, tomato growing recepticles and garden sheds.....or in the front of a 4 mile queue of traffic being driven by a flatcap at 25 mph..can't see anything but the cap cos person behind wheels is very small..with the usual array of cushions and nodding beasts on the parcel shelf and the dream catcher dangling from the rear view mirror....
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If it were mine id have paid to loose it
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:12
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

There used to be a VX Nova about my way that was done up in zebra stripes. Maybe the chav thought he was on safari. Suppose always see many new species where i stay.



Nah..he just wanted to make sure he didn't forget where the car was parked in a busy carpark
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Points: 874 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2004 at 15:10

Oh definately....didn't they come as standard on a Nova?
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There used to be a VX Nova about my way that was done up in zebra stripes. Maybe the chav thought he was on safari. Suppose always see many new species where i stay.
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Nah..the viper stripes were extended over the body of a Nova so the rusty bits could be held together...the vipers were often made to look like gaffer tape...come to think of it..it probably WAS gaffer tape 
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Has anyone mentioned those good old must have's.....VIPER STRIPES!!!!!!


they always look right at home on a vauxhall nova



Oh definately....didn't they come as standard on a Nova?

I thought that was rusty rear wheel arches.
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Points: 5301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07-September-2004 at 14:58
Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Has anyone mentioned those good old must have's.....VIPER STRIPES!!!!!!


they always look right at home on a vauxhall nova



Oh definately....didn't they come as standard on a Nova?
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Originally posted by Goldryder Goldryder wrote:

Has anyone mentioned those good old must have's.....VIPER STRIPES!!!!!!


they always look right at home on a vauxhall nova
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Has anyone mentioned those good old must have's.....VIPER STRIPES!!!!!!
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Just goes to show you can be an ugly *%? but as long as you drive a beemer you can still get some!
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Originally posted by kenny kenny wrote:

Originally posted by therealmccoy therealmccoy wrote:

How about Burberry interior?!?! Some "person" has this in their X5!!! It was featured in PBMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It'll be the ultimate chavwagen then!! James


Possibly belongs to wayne rooney, he seems like a bit of a chavscum that could afford an X5.



You could be right! PBMW is known to show many offensive cars! That particular one made me embarrased to own the same make!! I looked no closer!!!

Mind you, he'd have to get an X5 to fit all those hookers in
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Originally posted by therealmccoy therealmccoy wrote:

How about Burberry interior?!?!

Some "person" has this in their X5!!! It was featured in PBMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'll be the ultimate chavwagen then!!

James

Possibly belongs to wayne rooney, he seems like a bit of a chavscum that could afford an X5.
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How about Burberry interior?!?!

Some "person" has this in their X5!!! It was featured in PBMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'll be the ultimate chavwagen then!!

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two metal pie dishes with a nail through the middle? :)

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