sacrilege query

My brother used to design those 'on a mission' stickers as well as others. I did manage to knock a bit of sense in to him and he now apologises for the error of his ways.

sort of, I think the pope sent them to the amazon on their 'mission'

oh god yeah your right ...I saw a taxi with them on the other day ...looked awful you might just as well hammer an old saucepan lid onto your origianl hubcaps with a nail ..will have the same effect

why ... oh why..... oh why

What about the well'ard driving position;

Right arm fully extended, straight and positioned on the top of the steering wheel - ususally in an unwell'ard car like a Punto.

So why didn't you steer around the bus? Well I was driving in the well'ard position and that limits me to a 1/4 to 1/3 of a turn on the steering wheel.

 

Do you remember those 'Keep your distance' stickers that got bigger at the end to look like they were 3D. The new version is less polite and says 'Back off' - I just drive closer just to pee them off!!

Green 'L' plates - for people who have JUST about passed their test and they will drive like a blind dog. If I see a car with green L plates, i just get passed them as they always do 27mph, drift lanes and brake every 2 seconds.

lazy person!

Edited by Nigel

OK!

1. furry dice
2. Lexus lights
3. extra exhausts
4. bonnet scoop
5. oversized rear spoilers
6. max power stickers on rear (or K&N or other stickers on doors)
7. underbody neon lighting
8. get at least one more person in the car than is comfortable*
9. burberry covered passengers
10. Painted bulbs in the front and rear lights that appear to have been modified by covering them in tar!
11. Viper stripes
12. Windows that have been tinted with cling film and a black marker
13. 16v/V6 badges on 'modified' shopping trollies
14. vinyl sunstrips that are a foot deep
15. tacky-looking headlight covers which attempt to replicate twin headlights
16. Massive arials like the ones on taxis
17. Multiple fog lights
18. coloured washer jets
19. Coloured bolts (the ones that light up)
20. Tacky italic number plates
21. multi-coloured seat and steering wheel covers
22. those horrible seat belt cover thingys
23. stick on bonnet vents
24. mesh everywhere
25. all richbrook products
26. those cheap silver painted halfords add ons
27. screwed on tailpipe trims that 'hide' (!!??!!) pea-shooters
28. tasmanian devil / yosemite sam mudflaps etc.
29. baby on board signs (but still drive dangerously)
30. People who lean into every corner they turn into*
31. seats in that are so low that all you see are a set of fingers on the steering wheel
32. alloy look hubcaps
33. stick-on "racing" fuel filler flaps/caps
34. spinning hub caps
35. the well'ard driving position*



* not a modification but annoying nonetheless

Jaysus, we've reached 35 already!!!

10 million subs? That would be a lot of ...........nah cant bring myself to complete it.