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Oh good, back to the Smut for one horrible moment I though this thread was going to veer seriously off topic Edited by thepits |
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Floody
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Simon,this thread has never been serious How is the hand pull in the Cotswold's? |
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour! |
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I used to help mine clean up on a night, she used to give me a quick one behind the bar before I left to say thankyou. One of the bar towels msut have had a lot spilt on it one night as it was rather sticky and a bit stiff. There was always a sink full of hot water to hand behind the bar... ..she said if I put it in for her and gave it a good rub then let it soak for a while - she'd pull it out when it'd been in long enough and let it swing in the breeze till she needed it the next morning. |
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J Reg Saab 900i 16v '63 Ford Anglia 105e deluxe R reg Honda PC50 moped.. No BMW as yet... |
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Floody
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Changing the subject (well maby not) enyone seen the new's tonight? In America two big financial mortage co's Fannie Mae and Freddei Mac are in trouble Couldnt stop laughing |
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour! |
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Floody
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Fannie and Freddie are going down You should have seen the news reader (big smerk on her face) Edited by Floody |
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour! |
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Floody
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Take it you were helping to clean the lines |
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour! |
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Peter Fenwick
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Sam Smiths...Pah. What you need is a pint of Olde Trip |
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Entering an age of Austerity and now driving a Focus Diesel.
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See it wasnt hard to get back on track
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Das Wolperdinger
AHN-NYUNG-HEE GA-SEH-YO |
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Floody
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You started it!!! 01/05/04.... who would have thought ....... four years later
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Mark E30 M3 RHD!!! now sold !!! still crying!!!!
E36 318 is in technoviolet, for sale Thank's for the photo Coasting, Flood's on tour! |
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Peter H
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Yep, To true, seems like only yesterday! Only problem, have an A4 at moment |
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Das Wolperdinger
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk?' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill? 'No! 'Donald quacked, What kind of a pervert do you think I am?' |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence took over ... and the masochist says: "Meow." |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Little Mary was never good in Sunday School, so she decided to sleep through class, but one day the teacher asked her a question "Mary who created the universe?" Mary never moved from her deep sleep, so Johnny a little boy who sits behind her in class took his pen and poked her with it and Mary jumped up and yelled "God almighty" and the teacher told her it was correct. A little while later the teacher asked her another question "Mary, who is our lord and saviour?" again Mary never answered so Johnny poked her with his pen again and Mary jumps up and yells "Sweet Jesus!!" the teacher told her it was correct so Mary went back to sleep. The teacher her asked her a 3rd question, "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?" So one last time Johnny pokes Mary with his pen one last time, but this time Mary jumps up and yells "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'm gonna break it in half and stick it up your ass!!" The teacher fainted. |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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The other night, my wife started moaning to me ...
"You never take me anywhere expensive anymore" I said "Come on then, grab your coat" Excitedly she said "Where are we going?" "The petrol station." I replied |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Cats know your every thought.
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Jack735
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I've gone and did a search ........
Japanese authorities have banned the movement of all animals after the discovery of several nibbled sofabeds in Tokyo.
It's feared this may indicate an outbreak of Futon Mouse disease. |
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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thepits
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OFFS - can it get any worse? And no Jack - that WASN'T a challenge |
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I cant resist a challenge!
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, Okay, lets get out and get him. After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do? The guy in the front said, Well, Im going to start nibbling grass, but youd better brace yourself.
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Oooh, The machine of a dream, such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin', and the alloys all gleam, When I'm holding your wheel, All I hear is your gear, With my hand on your grease gun, Mmm it's like a disease son, I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile, Get a grip on my .......
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
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